"Oh God, ease our suffering in this our moment of great dispair.  Yea, admit this good and descent yardnut into thyne arms and the flock in thyne heavenly area up there.  And Mohab he laydeth down by in the land of the Kingdonites.  And yea, though the Hindus speak of Karma... I implore you... give her... give her a break.  Baru gahta allelulia.  Amen, let's go! come on!"