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| [Prickcess called Dickwod] |
Once apon a time there was a prickcess called dickwodd she had no friend's everybody was very nasty to her n so one day she got off her fat lazy prickcess ass & went out n tried to make some friend's but do you know what happened well ill tell you what happened to the little fuck face she got spitted in the eye kicked In the head and thrown off a cliff but you'll never guess what fucking happened next will you no I thought not you thick fuck well I'll just have to tell u wont I well here goes then she got up climbed to the top of the cliff and said sorry for all the inconvenience she had caused then went home n thought about how she would make some friends then suddenly she realises nobody will ever like her because she's fat so in the end she decided to jump off a bridge so she was standing on the edge getting ready to do it and she thought she could hear a voice whispering oi dickwodd I have got something to tell you and u have got to listen to what I tell u or you're a chicken shit ok so she said ok ill do it if you be my friend in a very low voice the voice laughs and says fucking prick u wont need friends where your going she turns round and says excuse me the voice says why what have u done n she laugh's (by the way she didn't hear what the voice said because she's an ass) n so the voice just gets to the point and says ok ill b your friend but first u have to jump off that bridge but if you land you have to do it again n she says but I will die n the voice replies that's the point you dopey twat n pushes her she goes AHHHH (scream's) & the voice shouts down if u land do it again you only live once u mite as well die now she landed in the water with a great big splash SPLASHHHH! The voice person comes out and looks over the bridge n I bet you'll never guess who the voice was (you probably will but I'll tell you anyway) it was me (Gemma) so me looks over the bridge n laughs me fucking head off n then falls in and dies and loses me bloody legs again TUT! what a shame I wanted to take them to hell with me
Sometimes people tell me
I am a violent young person do you think so? (you say yes YOUR going over that fucking bridge & all so be nice asshole!)
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