Mr. Bhens and Ms. Bakri
     
    Ek tha bhens, ek thi bakri
    dono ki thi kismat chakri
    yeh bechara aaalo ka mara
    woh bechari fashion ki ghathri.
     
    Bhens, baag mein ghoom raha tha
    masti mein woh jhoom raha tha
    kaam dhaam to tha nahin
    isliye kaliyoon ko soongh raha tha...
     
    Bakri bhi us baag mein ayee
    bhens ko dekh ke muskurayee
    boli - is mad mast jawani mein
    bhens to gaya paani mein...
     
    Bench pe jaa kar beth gayi woh..
    dhere se phir sar ko ghumaya
    halke se apni skrit uthaya
    jisko dekh bhens ka sur chakraya
    bola " aap zara behtiye
    mein thodi der mein ayaa. ""
     
    Daud ke pahuncha woh bandur ke paas
    aur poocha "ladki jab paas aye
    to baat kaise aagye badayee "
    Bandur ko sunkar hasee ayee
    haste haste usne apni poonch hilayee
    aur kaha "haath mein rakh rumaal
    ankhoon mein ankheein daal
    aur jo dil mein ho woh bol de
    dil ke sub darwaze khol de.. "
     
    Bhens ne apni mundi hilayee
    bola baat samajh mein ab hai ayee
    chand hi ghanto mein bakri
    banegi meri lugayee...
     
    Waapis aakar woh hitch kitchaya..
    bakri ko usne wahin bethe hue paya
    usne ankhoon mein ankhein dali
    to bakri sharmayee
    phir usne kaha " bakri ji
    kya aap banegi meri lugayee.. "
     
    Ise sunkar barki gurrayii..
    boli bhens tune ghans to nahi khayee
    kahan tu aur kahan mein..
    tera to hai mota pet..
    so you can't be my mate..
    besides i wuz just killin time with ya..
    'coz i'm already on a date..
    ..
    ( and that sealed mr. bhens' fate......)
    written especially for Ms. Bakri...:-))