The moment a man entered his office his boss asked
" Do you believe in re-birth".
The man answers "Yes"
The boss responds "Then, it's okay because your grandfather
had come here after you left for his funeral"
A drunk was hauled into court. "Mister," the judge began,
"you've been brought here for drinking."
"Great," the drunk exclaimed. "When do we get started?"
A guy goes to an interview. He is asked "Where would you
like to be in our organization". The candidate replied "In the interview
board".
The interviewer says "Are you mad ?"..
The candidate "Is it one of the prerequisites" ?
A policeman spotted a woman driving and knitting at the
same time. Coming up beside her, he said, "Pull over!"
"No," she replied, "a pair of socks!"
A father was trying to teach his young son the evils of alcohol. He put one worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of whiskey. The worm in the water lived, while the one in whiskey curled up and died.