Marriage Jokes
Getting married is very much like going to continental
restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see
what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
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At the cocktail party, one woman said to another,
"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied,
"Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."
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80% of the married men cheat in US, rest go
to europe,asia......
The marriage comprises of three rings : engagement
ring, the wedding ring and the suff'ring's.
Marriage is not a word, it's a sentence
Man is incomplete until he is married. Then
he is really finished.
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses
his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's.
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A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how
much does it cost you to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't
know son. I'm still paying for it."
Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some
parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad:
That happens in most countries, son.
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There was a man who said, "I never knew what
real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late."
A happy marriage is a matter of give and take;
the husband gives and the wife takes.
When a newly married man looks happy, we know
why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy - we wonder why...........
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year
of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year,
the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak
and the neighbors listen.
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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,
"You know, I was a fool when I married you." And the husband replied, "Yes
dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."
It doesn't matter how often a man changes his job,
he still ends up with the same boss.
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A man inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Wife
wanted". Next day, he received a hundred letters. They all said the same
thing: "You can have mine!"
When a man opens the car door for his wife,
you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife is.
A perfect wife helps the husbands with the dishes.
A woman was telling her friend, "It is I who
made my husband a millionaire."
And what was he before you married him," asked the
friend. The woman replied, "A multi-millionaire."
Courtesy Zabi