Santa Sigh and Banta Singh in the Police-Station

Our dear friends Santa Singh and Banta Singh are visiting France. They go to the police station to lodge a complaint. The inspector asks them to give details of the person who's missing. The following conversation follows:

 Santa Singh: Well, his name is Jean Paul.

Inspector: It's a very common name in France. Something more please.

Banta Singh: Well, he is very tall.

Inspector: Most of the people in France are tall. Big deal.

Santa singh: Well, he's got blue eyes.

Inspector: Oh! no. Something more substantial.

Banta Singh: I got it. This is slightly uncommon. I'm sure now you shall be able to track him. You see, He's got two holes in his ass.

Inspector: (shocked): Well, well, that's curious. Are you sure?

Banta Singh: Ya! Ya!

Inspector: Are you definitely sure that this very personal info. you have is CORRECT ?

Banta Singh: Most certainly.

Inspector (still skeptical): But how're you so sure ?

Banta Singh: Simple. Whenever we used to go with him to the bar, everyone used to greet him as " Here comes Jean Paul with two ass-holes."


Courtesy Zabi