Non-sense
Seriez..
Dil
se Dil ka saath
kabhi
chhootega nahin..
yeh
fevicol ka mazboot jod hai
aasaani
se tootega nahin..
Kundi
khol ke ..
jab
mein tere sapnay mein aaya
to
maine use occupied paya..
isliye
raat mein balcony mein bitya..
Kutta
bun gaya hoon tere pyaar mein..
yakeen
nahin aata to sun..
bhow
bhow... bhow bhow..
Jab
bhi milti ho..
aur
gori ho jaati ho
mer
jaan yeh to batao
kaun
se sabun se nahati ho..
Shadi
shuda hoon mein
kuwara
mat samajhna
agar
tera peechha karoon
to
awara mat samajhna..
Tere
pyaar mein sab kuch
chhod
chhad ke aa gaya..
itna
deewana hua..ke majnu ki tarah
mein
dhoti aur kurta phad ke aa gaya..
...
(ab
mein laila laila chillaonga.. kurta phad ke.. )
Line
marte marte
meinto
thak kar udaas ho gaya
par
tu na pati
kher..
teri badault..
atleast
geometry mein to pass ho gaya..
Bin
kahe.. bin sune
baat
bun jaati hai..
jisne
patna hota hai
woh
apne aap hi pat jaati hai..
Ladki
deekhi.. ceeti bajaye..
hawaldar
ka khaya danda.. tang tudwayee..
Uff..
yeh jawani..
kar
deti hai deewani..
Nana..
chale ladki ke peechhe
chod
ke apni nani..
Ek
baar muskura do..
to
kamal ho jaye..
such
much dhoti phad ke
rumaal
ho jaye..
Mara
jo usne sandel..
to
phoda nikala..
shukra
hai khuda ka, ki left hand tha
right
hand ko dekha
to
hathoda nikala..
Pyaar
ke imtihaan mein fail ho gaya...
pehle
sandel pade.. phir joote.. baad mein jail ho gaya..
chalte..
chalte woh samne aaye
takkar
mari .. aur chillaye
"dikhta
nahin hai kyaa?? "
Tv
jab kharab ho
to
mechanic bulwayein
Biwi
jab naraaz ho..
to
helmet le ayein..
Tu ek nazar jo dekhe
to saikdoon kurbaan ho
jaye..
kisi budhe pe has de
to woh bhi jawan ho jaye..
Meri khidki se uska ghar
nazar aata hai..
dhoond raha hota hoon
use..
par uske baap ka sar nazar
aata hai..
Tere intzaar mein
ankhoon ka bura haal ho
gaya..
naak se pani behne laga..
haath mein rumaal aa gay..
tu nahin aye -besharam..
naya saal aa gay..
Tere ghar pe sanam chale
aye..
darwaza band tha.. isliye
balcony se aye..
Teri chahat mein
yeh deewana
kuch na kuch kar jayega..
gar kuch na mila
to computer mein ghus
kar..
bit by bit mar jayega..
Nadi mein nav chali..
road pe bus..
mari jo maine whistle
to ladki gayi phus..
Garmi mein khaye aam
to maza aa gaya..
liya jo tera naam..
to tera baap aa gaya..
Dil mera tod ke chal diye
koi aur pasand aa gaya
to hame chod ke chal diye..
khudi ko kur bulund
itna
ke himalaye ki choti pe
ja pahunche
aur khuda tujhse khud
pooche..
"ab gadhe tere razai..
kahan hai.. "
Ladka: Kaash in
hasinaaon kay baap mar jayen'
Bahana ho afsos ka hum inke ghar to jayen
Ladki: Aisa sochna bhi aye zalim paap hoga
Kabhi tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga
Industrian
sari mere yaar kha gaye
Meri Sari jaydaaad rishtedar kha gaye
Marne Ke baad bhi unho ne ki meri saath cheating
banaye mazar to minaar kha gaye
Maine tujhe pyar
kiya, saraswati samajh kar
Tere baap ne mujhe pita, agarbattti samajh kar
Maine tujhe pyaar
kiya.. tere baap ne mujhe pita..
Maine tujhe pyaar kiya..
tere baap ne mujhe pita..
tan ki shakti.. man ki
shakti.. bournvitaaa
Dil logi.. ke jaan logi..
meri jaan sone ki liye
kaun sa makaan logi..