Non-sense Seriez..
 
 
Dil se Dil ka saath
kabhi chhootega nahin..
yeh fevicol ka mazboot jod hai
aasaani se tootega nahin..
 
Kundi khol ke ..
jab mein tere sapnay mein aaya
to maine use occupied paya..
isliye raat mein balcony mein bitya..
 
Kutta bun gaya hoon tere pyaar mein..
yakeen nahin aata to sun..
bhow bhow... bhow bhow..
 
Jab bhi milti ho..
aur gori ho jaati ho
mer jaan yeh to batao
kaun se sabun se nahati ho..
 
Shadi shuda hoon mein
kuwara mat samajhna
agar tera peechha karoon
to awara mat samajhna..
 
Tere pyaar mein sab kuch
chhod chhad ke aa gaya..
itna deewana hua..ke majnu ki tarah
mein dhoti aur kurta phad ke aa gaya..
...
(ab mein laila laila chillaonga.. kurta phad ke.. )
 
Line marte marte
meinto thak kar udaas ho gaya
par tu na pati
kher.. teri badault..
atleast geometry mein to pass ho gaya..
 
Bin kahe.. bin sune
baat bun jaati hai..
jisne patna hota hai
woh apne aap hi pat jaati hai..
 
Ladki deekhi.. ceeti bajaye..
hawaldar ka khaya danda.. tang tudwayee..
 

Uff.. yeh jawani..
kar deti hai deewani..
Nana.. chale ladki ke peechhe
chod ke apni nani..
 
Ek baar muskura do..
to kamal ho jaye..
such much dhoti phad ke
rumaal ho jaye..
 
Mara jo usne sandel..
to phoda nikala..
shukra hai khuda ka, ki left hand tha
right hand ko dekha
to hathoda nikala..
 
Pyaar ke imtihaan mein fail ho gaya...
pehle sandel pade.. phir joote.. baad mein jail ho gaya..
 
 chalte.. chalte woh samne aaye
takkar mari .. aur chillaye
"dikhta nahin hai kyaa?? "
 
Tv jab kharab ho
to mechanic bulwayein
Biwi jab naraaz ho..
to helmet le ayein..
  
Tu ek nazar jo dekhe
to saikdoon kurbaan ho jaye..
kisi budhe pe has de
to woh bhi jawan ho jaye..
 
 
Meri khidki se uska ghar nazar aata hai..
dhoond raha hota hoon use..
par uske baap ka sar nazar aata hai..
 
 Tere intzaar mein
ankhoon ka bura haal ho gaya..
naak se pani behne laga..
haath mein rumaal aa gay..
tu nahin aye -besharam..
naya saal aa gay..
 
 
Tere ghar pe sanam chale aye..
darwaza band tha.. isliye balcony se aye..
 
  Teri chahat mein yeh deewana
kuch na kuch kar jayega..
gar kuch na mila
to computer mein ghus kar..
bit by bit mar jayega..
 
  Nadi mein nav chali..
road pe bus..
mari jo maine whistle
to ladki gayi phus..
 
Garmi mein khaye aam
to maza aa gaya..
liya jo tera naam..
to tera baap aa gaya..
 
 
Dil mera tod ke chal diye
koi aur pasand aa gaya
to hame chod ke chal diye..
 
  khudi ko kur bulund itna
ke himalaye ki choti pe ja pahunche
aur khuda tujhse khud pooche..
"ab gadhe tere razai.. kahan hai.. "
 
     
  Ladka: Kaash in hasinaaon kay baap mar jayen'
                      Bahana ho afsos ka hum inke ghar to jayen
           Ladki: Aisa sochna bhi aye zalim paap hoga
                        Kabhi tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga
 
    Industrian sari mere yaar kha gaye
             Meri Sari jaydaaad rishtedar kha gaye
         Marne Ke baad bhi unho ne ki meri saath cheating
              banaye mazar to minaar kha gaye
 
 
  Maine tujhe pyar kiya, saraswati samajh kar
         Tere baap ne mujhe pita, agarbattti samajh kar
 
  Maine tujhe pyaar kiya.. tere baap ne mujhe pita..
Maine tujhe pyaar kiya.. tere baap ne mujhe pita..
tan ki shakti.. man ki shakti.. bournvitaaa
 
Dil logi.. ke jaan logi..
meri jaan sone ki liye kaun sa makaan logi..