Chipkali... Nahin
mili
Ek
tha chipkala.. ek thi chipkali
tubelight
ke neeche dono ki ankh mili..
aankh
milakar isne ankh jo mari
to
chaunk gayi woh bechari..
phir
halke se woh muskurayee
aur
chipkale ke paas woh ayee..
Isne
socha ladki pe marronga aamir ka shtyle..
phir
doonga shahrukh ki smile
pehnoonga
jub mein sunju ki hat
tub
to ladki ho jayegi ekdum flat..
To
mundi ghumakar isne kaha..
"ee
aaja nashte mein kya khaya.."
zulf
sambhalkar usne bataya
"kuch
khaas nahin.."
dum
hilate hue yeh chillaya
"chal
phir kone mein.. machhar khayenge.."
Chipkali
ho gayi razi..
wah
ji.. wah ji..
jub
chipkala.. chipkali razi
to
kya karega koi paji..
Kone
mein woh dono aye..
thodi
der unho ne batein kari
thodi
der machhar khaye..
phir
chipkale ne socha
chalo
baat ko age badaya jaye..
Usne
jeebh pe ek machhar chipkaya
aur
furmaya.. "kay mein yeh tumhe khila doon?"
chipkhale
sunkar ghabrayee
aur
man hi man sharmayee
phir
woh boli
"sabki
baratein ayee
doli
to bhi lana..
dulhan
banake raja ji..
machhar
hame khilana. "
yeh
sun chipkale ne socha
baat
to galat raste ja rahi hai..
maine
socha tha yeh Raveena hogi
par
yeh to Kajoll nazar aa rahi hai..
Kahan
mein romance ki taraf ja raha thi
aur
yeh shadi pe aa gayi
kahan
mein aish karne ke mood mein tha
aur
yeh burbadi pe aa gayi..
sur
khujla kar usne socha
ke
problem to tackle kaise kiya jaye
bina
chipkali to dukh diye
baat
ko kaise daba diya jaye..
Phir
woh gaya chipkalie ke pas..
aur
bola "chipkali ji.. ab jo mein kahoon
use
sunke hona mat udaas.."
Kyonki
hame ab sath sath hai rehna
lekin
chahe kuch bhi ho
"behna"
tum yoon hi milti rehna..
......
.....
Advice
from Chipkala:-
(
Jab ho rahi ho tumhe pareshani
aur
baat na ho badana
to
ladki ko behan bana le
hamesha
work karti hai yeh trick
chahe
to abhi azmaa le.. )