"Bone Doctor"

        by Shunsuke Ichikawa (1997)
           shunsuke@mailcity.com

(Sung by Ranma Saotome of "Ranma 1/2",
to the tune of "Witch Doctor" by David Seville)


I called the bone doctor he told me what to do
I called the bone doctor he told me what to do
I told the bone doctor, I said you were uncute
Tofu said

Chorus:
        Shi shi Hokoudan, Mouko Takabisha and Hiryu Shoten Ha
        Shi shi Hokoudan, Mouko Takabisha, Hiryu Shoten Ha

I called the bone doctor he told me what to say
I called the bone doctor he told me what to say
I told the bone doctor, I had said "Marry you?  No way!"
Tofu said

Chorus:
        Shi shi Hokoudan, Mouko Takabisha and Hiryu Shoten Ha
        Shi shi Hokoudan, Mouko Takabisha, Hiryu Shoten Ha

I called the bone doctor he told me what to do
I called the bone doctor he told me what to do
I told the bone doctor, "Baka jerk!" I heard from you
Tofu said

Chorus:
        Shi shi Hokoudan, Mouko Takabisha and Hiryu Shoten Ha
        Shi shi Hokoudan, Mouko Takabisha, Hiryu Shoten Ha