"Breakfast In Nerima"

        by Shunsuke Ichikawa (1997)
           shunsuke@mailcity.com

(Sung by Ranma Saotome of "Ranma 1/2",
 to the tune of "Breakfast in America" by Supertramp)


Take a look at my iinazuke
She's not the only one I got
Not much of an iinazuke
And "cute" for sure she is not

     Become a girl because of water
     (Pop took me to Jyusenkyo)
     See the girls in Nerima
     Hoping I don't see Mousse
     I think he's got a screw loose...

Could we have Okonomiyaki
Kasumi-dear, Kasumi-dear?
They certainly do at Ucchan's,
Cos' of her spatulas in her bandolier

     Why Happosai?  Why Kodachi?
     And always Tatewaki-kun!
     Or Azusa, or Mikado
     And now there's P-chan, too?
     For me, trouble is nothing new...

Don't you look at my iinazuke
She's not the only one I got
Not much of an iinazuke
And "cute" for sure she is not

     Become a girl because of water
     (Pop took me to Jyusenkyo)
     See the girls in Nerima
     Hoping I don't see Mousse
     I think he's got a screw loose...