"Crazy Little Thing Called Dubs"

        by Shunsuke Ichikawa (1997)
	shunsuke@mailcity.com
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(sung to the tune of Queen's "Crazy Little Thing Called Love",
with all apologies due to the late Freddie Mercury)

This thing called "dubs"
I just can't stomach it
This thing called "dubs"
I just can't watch any of it
I ain't ready
Crazy little thing called "dubs"

This thing (this thing) called "dubs"
It plays (very badly)
In my VCR
It sucks, it's jive,
Stinks because it's a Streamline vid
I really hate it
Crazy little thing called "dubs"

I hate Carl Macek
He knows how to ruin a show
He drives me crazy
He hired Wendee Lee to play Yuri!
I just want to wring his neck

I gotta get Carl
Macek, get him,
And all his trash,
Take the tapes back,
Refund,
If I can't, I'll just overwrite
I'm never ready
For a crazy little thing called "dubs"

-solo-

Can't watch "Babel",
"Casshan", "Zillion"
"Golgo 13:
The Professional",
"Orguss"
Can't even watch my favorite
The "Dirty Pair"!  (Heya, Svea!)
Crazy little thing called "dubs"

This thing called "dubs"
I just can't stomach it
This thing called "dubs"
I just can't watch any of it
I ain't ready
Crazy little thing called "dubs" (repeat and fade)