"Chinese Duck"

        by Shunsuke Ichikawa (1997)

(Sung by Mousse of "Ranma 1/2", 
to the tune of "Disco Duck", by Rick Dees)


Went to a dojo the other night
To challenge a Kempoist to a fight
Saw Shampoo there looking so sweet
Weapons hidden beneath my pleats

All of a sudden I begin to change 
I was in the koi pond, acting strange
Flapping my arms and beginning to cluck
Look at me - I'm a Chinese Duck!

(spoken in a Donald Duck voice)
Hey, Ranma, I challenge you to a duel!
I will win Shampoo's hand from you!  Ha ha ha!

Chorus:
        Chinese, Chinese Duck,
        Chinese, Chinese Duck,
        Weapons tucked,
        Feathers plucked,
        Chinese, Chinese Duck,
        Chinese, Chinese Duck

I couldn't fight that half-female fool
Thrown in cold water by some old ghoul
So I changed back to try my luck
But look - Jyusenkyo made me the...