"Okaasama, Otousama"

        by Shunsuke Ichikawa (1997)
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(Sung by Ranma Saotome of "Ranma 1/2",
to the tune of "Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah" by Alan Sherman)

Okaasama, Otousama,
Here I am at Ryugenzawa,
This whole forest is big and scary,
All the creatures are 10 feet tall and hairy.

The Water of Life comes from a spring,
And it does some amazing things.
It keeps Shinnosuke from dying quicker,
And no food poisoning from eating Akane's dinner!

From the village I bought some maps,
They didn't mention monster traps,
They didn't mention Shinnosuke,
Or a tomboy who is kawaikunee.

Now I hope you don't get touchy,
But Akane's fighting the Orochi.
You remember Ryouga Hibiki?
We're about to organize a searching party.

   Take me home, Chichi to Haha,
   Take me home, I hate Ryugenzawa,
   Now I'm saving Akane, or she
   Might get eaten by the Orochi

   Take me home, no more iinazukees,
   I won't call her 'kawaiikunee',
   I can't let Akane stay,
   She might fall in love with Shinnosuke.

Okaasama, oyaji,
How are Kasumi and Nabiki?
Let me come home, if you miss me,
I would even let Kodachi hug and kiss me.

Wait a minute, Shinnosuke's not ailing,
Akane's smiling, no mallets flailing,
We're holding hands, walking together,
Chichi to Haha, kindly disregard this letter!