"Tie My Ranma Down"

        by Shunsuke Ichikawa (1997)

(Sung by Kodachi Kunou of "Ranma 1/2",
 to the tune of "Tie Your Mother Down" by Queen)


Get my spiking club
Get my pig-tailed love
Get my lover good and married
Got my leotard on,
Got my hoop and ribbon,
I've gotta get rid of all those other hussies

Your father says you don't,
Akane says you won't,
They'd better step aside,
The Black Rose isn't losing out this time

   Tie my Ranma down,
   Tie my Ranma down,
   Lock that panda out of doors,
   I don't need it nosing around
   Tie my Ranma down,
   Tie my Ranma down,
   Give me your sweet sweet love tonight
                                     
"Uchi no naka?  Kodachi no baka!"
That's all I ever get from your
Iinazuke, in fact I don't think I'll ever hear 
A single little civil word at the Tendo-ke
But you know I always win the fight,
We will make out tonight,
I've got my sweetheart's hand,
Paralysis powder put a stop to all that
Sniping and grousing

   Tie my Ranma down,
   Tie my Ranma down,
   Send Akane swimming like a brick
   That's alright
   Tie my Ranma down,
   Tie my Ranma down,
   I know someday you will be mine!

Ukyou and Shampoo will plague you until you die
Why can't you understand I'm the love you can't deny?