enough about you. let's talk about me.

so here you are. you've probably been directed here while we were chatting, little suspecting what you'd find on this page.

the first thing you should know is that i hate having horribly boring conversations with people in chat that i could have simply by accosting a random stranger on the street. don't ask me about the weather. don't ask me about sports. don't ask me about what i do for a living or what my plans are for the future. if you've already brought up any of these subjects, it may be too late for you, and i am sitting at my computer right now trying to think of a way to get rid of you without seeming like an insensitive jerk. come to think of it, this page may be a good method.

it is my hope- my wish- my ridiculously naive dream- that someday, i will meet someone who in a chat room who i can relate to and connect with. i'm tired of having half-hour long conversations with people that go absoloutely nowhere.

well, my imagination has hit a brick wall. so have fun. and ask me about fish. someday i'll put more up here...