Interview: Misty

CD (Crystal Dragon, a.k.a. Me): So, Misty... let's begin.
Misty: Umm... okay.
CD: Now then, Misty, why did you apply for the job application for your character in Pokemon?
Misty: Well, you see, I've always had to play the part of a main character, and quite frankly, it's tired me out a lot. So being a nice side character gives me a little break.
CD: Understandable. So, how do you like this role?
Misty: I think it's just fine with me. The only bad thing is that Togepi sometimes doesn't want to cooperate with me and we have to re-do a lot of scenes.
CD: (sweats) Um.. everybody is just itching to know this question: do you love Ash Ketchum?
Misty: Ash? Well, yeah of course I do! We've been together for quite a while, which is why we're usually in the same job together.
CD: You... you wha- what? You mean, then you do love Ash?
Misty: Is there a problem with that?
CD: Oh, no, of course not! (grumbles) Awe man... this won't be good for my reputation.....
Misty: What was that?
CD: Oh, ahh, nothing! *ahem* Umm... some people think that maybe you sort of have this little thing for Tracey or Brock or Gary.
Misty: Gary's a really good friend of mine. He's a good actor too. As for Tracey and Brock.. I don't pay much attention to them and just go along with the script.
CD: (grumbles) Now this really won't be good....
Misty: Excuse me, Miss Crystal Dragon, but why do you keep mumbling to yourself?
CD: I'll do the asking around here! Now Misty, what do you --
::CRASH::
CD and Misty: Huh?
(entire male cast falls through roof)
Boys: Owe....
CD: Hey! What do you think you're all doing here! This interview is only for Misty!
Tracey and Brock: (stands up and rushes over to Misty) Misty! Will you pleeeeaaaaase go out with me?
Misty: WHAT?!
Tracey: We really do love you! Seriously!
Brock: What do you mean 'we?' Only I love her!
Tracey: Shut up, Brock the Rock-head! Misty and I belong together!
Ash: Hey, you two get away from Misty, she's already my girlfriend!
James: No, you're wrong, Ash! Misty and I are actually together!
Ash and Misty: What the hell are you talking about?!
Gary: Move aside, move aside... (pushes everybody out of the way) She's already with Ash and you can't stop that!
Brock: Maybe you're just trying to take her yourself!
CD and Misty: (sweats)
Richie: Hah! Everybody knows that Misty and I were meant to be! Not that loser Ash, or any of you others!
Tracey, Ash, Brock, and James: WHAT WAS THAT?!
Richie: (cowers) Umm... nothing?
Misty: Forget it, this is insane! I'm leaving!
CD: Wait a minute, I'm not done with the interview!
Misty: Forget the stupid interview! If I have to stay in a room full of these stupid idiots I'll officially freak out! Like I'm not already... (leaves and slams door behind.)
Ash: Hey, wait a minute, Misty! I'm not a stupid idiot am I?! I thought last night you said how I was the first boyfriend you had who got straight A's!
CD: (sweats) Ash gets straight A's?
Brock: Wow I envy him!
Tracey: (bashs Brock's head)