| A cute secretary, none cuter, Was replaced by a clicking computer. T'was the wife of her boss Who put this deal across; You see, the computer was neuter. Odgen Nash |
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| Count Dracula said to his pal: "Say, Frank, what you need is a gal, And I know a young dear Who's been dead for a year So she'll surely imporve your morale." Ed Cunningham |
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jolly young fellow from Yuma Told an elephant joke to a puma. Now his skeleton lies Under the hot western skies. The puma had no sense of huma. Odgen Nash |
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certain young chap named Bill Beebee Was in love with a lady named Phoebe. "But," said he, "I must see What the clerical fee Before Phoebe be Phoebe B. Beebee. Author Unknown |