MISTIERS: Bill Livingston

TITLE: "Pure Luncay" by John Collins

CHARACTERS: Mike, Crow, Servo, Dr.F, Pearl

SUMMARY:
A kid dreams up a very stupid axe-murderer, who then tries 
to kill him. That's as close to it as I can get.  Anyone else
who wants to summarize the plot is welcome to try, but I 
disclaim all repsonsibilty for therapy thereafter.

CATAGORIES: [other?]

HOST SEGMENTS:
OPENER - Tom is having trouble coping with the Metric System.
Forreste suspects Pearl is up to something, so he's bought
himself an axe for protection.
CLOSER - Mike sprays down the guys to get the stench of the
"story" off of them.  Pearl has been buying gardening supplies,
including a new axe.  Dr.F spots her, challenges her, and a 
"Highlander" style battle ensues.
STINGER - Doubtless, if he could read he would have run away
immediately, screaming.


REFLECTIONS:
I could say that this story hurt.  But before I could do that,
I'd have to understand what it was about.  As the introduction
says, "You thought Dog Distortion was wierd! It is but a mere 
squashed slug beneath the sole of my shoe in comparison to 
Pure Lunacy."
The author seemed to have a particular aversion to the 
Australian housing industry.  Maybe his house was overrun 
by koalas or something.  That might explain this. Or not.
Or something.
I hav to go lie down, now.

CHRONOLOGICAL NOTES:
Season 7

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