MISTIERS: Bryan Lambert

TITLE: GIST Spams, by "bestiff"

CHARACTERS: Space Ghost, Zorak, Brak

SUMMARY:
A psychotic DEVO fan spends a few minutes of "quality time"
with the entirety uf Usenet, telling us how he drinks soda
for free thanks to the wasteful practices of a sheet metal
factory.

CATAGORIES: Spam, Rant, Alternate Universe MSTing
URL: http://www1.minn.net/~bryncthy/

HOST SEGMENTS:

  OPENING: An errant button press mysteriously swaps the crew
           of the Satellite of Love with the crew of Cartoon Planet.
           Pearl decides to keep the new arrivals occupied while she
           heads off to retrieve Mike and the Bots. 

  CLOSING: Mike and the Bots have settled in nicely on Cartoon
           Planet, but to no avail. However, a grateful ghost frees
           the SOL from Pearl's clutches, allowing the chase to continue.

REFLECTIONS:
This was me playing, basically. I had these spams, and I 
had the flash of inspiration to do it with Space Ghost,
Zorak, and Brak, and I was curious to see if I could
write in their "voices". A really short MSTing, but one
I'm particularly proud of.

Thanks to the constant "BRAK:"'s in the MSTing, the Web 
Site #9 archive of this MSTing made for lots of search
engine hits. This led to it being named one of "Brak's 17
Favorite Web Sites" in a yall.com article. Imagine my surprise.


CHRONOLOGICAL NOTES:
Early Season 8, during the "endless chase".

RECOMMENDED READING:
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