MISTIERS: Bryan Lambert TITLE: Two Short Spams Not By Glenn Gould, by "Bonghits" and "Serenity" CHARACTERS: Mike, Bots, Crew of Widowmaker SUMMARY: People who don't know any better try to sell a stupid "Clinton Smokes Pot" T-Shirt and a vaguer-than-usual pyramid scheme, with the usual results. CATAGORIES: Spams URL: http://www1.minn.net/~bryncthy/ HOST SEGMENTS: OPENING: The Bots recreate "Face/Off". Observer is low on a vital nutrient. CLOSING: Good Thing/Bad Thing gets ressurected. REFLECTIONS: Another short one. The Presidential Joke T-Shirt is the single lamest thing I've ever seen. I mean, even in a world where "Big Johnson" T-Shirts continue to sell, it was a truly frightening fashion option. The MLM thing was so vague, I didn't even realize it was a pyramid scheme until I got a different, clearer pyramid scheme that used similar language. Kind of a spam Rosetta Stone, if you will. CHRONOLOGICAL NOTES: Mid Season 8. RECOMMENDED READING: [none]