MISTIERS: Chris Cornell

TITLE: The Lost Continent

CHARACTERS: Host: Mike. Mads: Dr. F and Frank. I'd place this one in
                  season six somewhere.

SUMMARY:
Oh, man. A "Castle of Fu Manchu" of postings. Just TRY to wrap your brain
around this completely bizarre description of the lost continent of
Atlantis, the multi-colored, sex-crazed Atlanteans who lived there and the
weird and disgusting-sounding mystical rites and traditions.

CATAGORIES: [UFO]

HOST SEGMENTS:
Segment 1: Tom crushes Crow in an attempt to cheer up a depressed Mike. It
           works.
Segment 2: Dr. F's has a new fiendish plan--he has invented a colorless
           gas that turns anybody into a copy of him! And he's pumping it into
the
           SOL!
Segment 3: The gas is starting to have an effect!
Segment 4: Now fully transformed into an dupilcate Dr. F, the evil Mike
           has enslaved the bots in an attempt to create zro.
Segment 5: Gypsy develops an antidote to the gas, but how to get Mike to
           take it?
Segment 6: Mike has returned to normal, and takes his revenge on Dr. F.

REFLECTIONS:
Although the date in the archive is August '96, I actually wrote it and
posted it some time in late '95, I think. The post came from
alt.space-aliens, or some such group. This is really what I consider my
magnum opus. I doubt I'll ever equal this achievement. 
I sometimes try wonder what it would be like to be the sort of person
who actually believes this sort of claptrap. But then I just go have a 
Snapple and lie down for a while.
One other note: I only discovered many months after this was posted 
that the email program I used to send this to Mike Neylon must have 
hiccuped at some point, and a small section of the text is missing. Sorry...