MISTIERS: Joel Boutiere and Ciaran Conliffle
TITLE: MST:  White Mite  (MiSTied by Dr. Thinker, original story by Artist Bros.)
CHARACTERS: Mike and Bots, Bizarro Mike/Bots/Pearl/Bobo/Observer
SUMMARY:
Yes, it's time once again to visit the fun-filled world of
Dr. Thinker, where no spelling rules apply and God forbid
you try to find humor.  Dr. Thinker picks up the only 
marginally funny MMPR parody story "White Mite" and makes it
look like the funniest stories ever in comparison to his
dud riffs.  The plot?  Eh, who cares?  Believe me, you
won't.

SHORTS: 
CATAGORIES: MST, MMPR
EMAIL: demon2550@aol.com
URL: 

HOST SEGMENTS:
Opening:  On a decidedly "Sliders" note, Tom and Crow
unveil a device for traveling to parallel universes.  Mike
is doubtful (as well he should be.)

First:  Mike and Bots are thrown into a bizarre parallel
universe where their Bizarro counterparts are, well, morons.
Mike and the Bots head into the theater with them.

Second:  Mike and the Bots watch with horror as Bizarro Tom
sings Eurythmics songs (badly and with the wrong lyrics).  
They meet Bizarro Gypsy (or Gypsp), who is decidedly 
unhelpful.

Third:  Mike and friends manage to return to their reality, 
only to discover that Dr. Thinker fanfics are on the way.
Panic ensuses.

REFLECTIONS:
I think philosophers for ages will discuss the eternal 
question that has been raised lately:  Which is more
painful, a Dr. Thinker fanfic, or a Dr. Thinker MiSTing?
Personally, I have to side with the MiSTing crowd.  While 
Dr. Thinker's fanfics are, in their own way, extremely 
painful, at least they are original ideas (well, somewhat, 
depending on how original you think fanfiction is anyway.)
Dr. Thinker's MiSTings, on the other hand, are mostly
composed of a) Jokes that make absolutely no sense, b) 
Jokes taken from other MiSTings that still, somehow, make 
no sense (in one of the Doc's MiSTings, I wasn't ten pages 
in and had already recognized three lines from other, most 
definitely better, MiSTings), and c) insults of characters 
that are about as funny as any Adam Sandler movie.  The 
difference between a Dr T fanfic and a Dr T MiSTing is like
the difference between hitting yourself over the head with 
a brick and getting shot in the gut.  They're both very 
painful, but in very different ways.

Note to Dr. Thinker:

Here are a few words of advice for Dr. Thinker that might 
help him improve his MiSTing style.  No charge, really.

1.  Parody is spelled P-A-R-O-D-Y.  I acknowledged this 
point in the MiSTing, but I thought I'd mention it again 
since the good doctor spelled it wrong in his IMMG entry 
for the MiSTing as well!

2.  Woman is one singular woman, as in Catwoman or Wonder 
Woman.  Women is more than one woman.

3.  The phrase is "I stand corrected," not "I STAND
CORRECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

4.  On that note, one exclamation point is sufficient to
indicate amplified speech.  Fifteen exclamation points and 
capital letters may be considered excessive.

5.  Here is a link to the real lyrics of "Sweet Dreams (are 
Made of This)"  http://www.lyrics.ch/query/get?s=28664

6.  http://pinky.wtower.com/mst3k/faq.shtml#3.3  Link to 
this location and read this section.  When you're finished, 
read it again.  Read it one more time to make sure it sinks 
in.

Thank you.
Joel Boutiere

CHRONOLOGICAL NOTES:
None really.  Could take place any time when Pearl and her 
gang are in the shuttle.

RECOMMENDED READING:
Recent Good MiSTings:  "Star Trek-The Next Generation/X-Men: 2nd Contact", edited by Matthew
Blackwell.  "Mortal Kombat/Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Crossover" by Amanda Flowers