MISTIERS: Shay Caron

TITLE: Two Shades of Sally, by Adrian Tymes and Alessandro Sanasi

CHARACTERS: Mike & the bots, Pearl & the troop

SUMMARY:
    If I recall correctly, Packbell is setting up a space station to dump lava
on the Great Forest. Sonic and Sally, naturally, go up into space and TP
the satellite, or something. (I'm not too clear on any of that; I tried to
put it out of my mind once I finished it)

    Now we approach, with much trepidation and not a small amount of fear, the
main fractured feature. If I recall correctly, Packbell is setting up a
space station to dump lava on the Great Forest, or something to that extent.
Sonic and Sally, naturally, go up into space, with the help of Knuckles, and TP
the satellite, or something like that. Then they come back down, and Sally
dies, so Sonic's in mourning, and then Amy Rose apparently goes to Knuckles'
place and does something, and then Sally comes back, and the Freedom Fighters go
to Robotropolis for some reason, and Sally almost dies, but Tails goes to
Knuckles' island again, and he finds another Sally, and we
learn that the Sally we thought was Sally is actually Amy, and everyone's
happy. Also, the authors spell "echidna" as "echnida".

Understand? Good. Explain it to me.

SHORTS: "fanfic of Ray Rabbit"
CATAGORIES: Sonic the Hedgehog

HOST SEGMENTS:
Introduction
   Crow prepares a fiendish plan to--what else?--scare the wits out of Tom
   Servo. It involves a fake mustache and the Swedish Chef from the Muppet
   Show. Mike wants to help; can you blame him?

Segment One
   The plan goes well; Crow & Mike scare Tom, and Mike scares Crow.
   Meanwhile, the VW is packed full of frightening fish.

Segment Two
    A quick discussion of the upcoming fanfic. Pearl thwaps Brain Guy.

Segment Three
   Crow & Tom do the "Good Thing/Bad Thing" thing on what they've seen so
   far for a piece of RAM-cake. Yummy.

Segment Four
   Crow's mad 'cause Mike said he's obsessed with lewdness. The author
   shows up, has some tea with Mike, and eventually makes Pearl, Bobo, and
   Observer watch the fanfic.

Segment Five
   M&TB watch as Pearl tries to get rid of the fish. Her plan fails, and
   we see why Brain Guy's got such a headache. Tom sums it up best: "That was
   pointless."

Segment Six
   Why did they ever write this fanfic?! Good old Mike Nelson has the
   answer. Crow beats up some fish and demands 15 dollars from Servo.
   Hilarity ensues. Bobo snacks on the space salmon, and Clive pushes the
   button.

Stinger
   Well, when taken out of context (and in context, for that matter), the
   impression we get from these three sentences is that Amy Rose is sleeping
   with Tails. I nearly lost my lunch upon reading it.

REFLECTIONS:
Actually, as StH fanfics go, "Two Shades of Sally" wasn't that bad. The
S&G (spelling and grammar) was tolerable, and it actually had some
semblance of a plot. Still, I'm thankful to be done with it. Of course,
now that I'm done with this, I need to start Blood and Metal... a David Gonterman StH
fanfic... someone just kill me now.

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