'Is someone out there?
Anyone?' called Frank, hoping for a response. But to no avail.
No trumpets were calling, no cavalry come to save the day. And he
was stuck at work...again. His boss had left and locked him inside
the store!! He couldn't escape! He begged for all the people
passing by to open the door so he could get out. Many tried, but
they all failed. He saw a little knob thing above the door handle
which he thought would turn if he tried, but his boss had told him not
to touch anything without his permission, and Frank didn't want to get
fired. So he contented himself with what he could do in the store.
It was a women's clothing store which he worked in, so his choice of options
wasn't too great. But since no one was around, Frank decided to try
on some clothes. He heard the front door open as he was changing
in the little room, and he rushed out, hoping it wasn't a robber.
He came face to face with his boss, who came back for his coat. Frank
was standing there with nothing on except panties and a bra on. 'You're
fired, you sick man!' screamed the boss. 'Aw, phooey..' replied Frank.
Frank went home...