Joe ran for the stairs.  He knew they were after him.  He had to get away quickly.  The soviets were relentless!  'Release the hounds!' Joe heard someone exclaim.  He really had to go to the bathroom.  But he couldn't worry about that now.  He heard the dogs running down the hall, with their laser tipped fangs and flabby physique, nothing could stop those hounds!  Joe whipped out his M-16 and jumped into the hallway to rid himself of the hounds.  However, his plan failed miserably as the hounds shot him through many times with lasers.  The dogs realized how much power they had control of and so they turned on their masters.  Soon, the hall was littered with bodies of dead Russians as the hounds waddled away giddily.  They ran from the tech centre, and into a net.  They were all ensnared in a wool net loosely tied together at various points.  'HaHahaHaHaAHAHa!!!!  You stupid mutts can't escape us!'  No matter how much they tried, the hounds couldn't break through the strength of steel wool net.  The jig was up.  The man who trapped them slowly walked from dog to dog and poked each one in the snout with a pencil.  'That'll teach you to revolt!'  However, this only angered the dogs, and they all blew up.  The wool net gave way to the forceful explosion of all the dogs spontaneously combusting.  'AAAAAHHH!!!!  Run!  Run!  Run for your lives!!!!' yelled the man, who was on fire from the explosion.  He ran from building to building, inadvertently setting each one on fire.  The entire Russian encampment was burnt to the ground within a matter of minutes.  The burning, flailing man still ran around screaming everywhere, until he jumped into a river.  He set the river on fire and it all evaporated.  And to this day he's still running around setting fire to stuff...