Polio jumped out of bed.  'Where's my pasta???' he exclaimed to Willy, his armadillo.  Willy only shrugged and went to get his morning cup of coffee.  Polio became frantic and rushed to the kitchen.  'Ahhhh....there you are, you little pasta dish!'  On the counter was a dish of steaming ravioli which Polio had cooked the night before, but it was too hot so he thought he'd just have it for breakfast instead.  'Aw, screw the pasta!!!  I was fruity-o's!!!!'  Polio ran to the cupboard and pulled out a box of Fruity-O's and poured himself a bowl.  Willy jumped into Polio's lap and inadvertently knocked Polio's bowl of fruity goodness on the floor.  "Crap!  Guess I'll go to the diner...'  Polio went outside and waited for Willy.  Willy waddled out with the saddle on his back.  Polio jumped onto his steed and Willy carried him to the diner down the road.  Polio leaped off Willy and ran for the diner.  'FOOD!!!!'  He burst into the diner, demanding, 'Gimme food...ANYTHING!!!!'  The waiters chuckled as they left to get him some food.  Polio sat down as Willy walked in and sat across from him.  The waiters returned in a few moments with a big covered dish.  Polio threw the cover away and didn't even look at what he ate...he just ate it!  The waiters were astounded and upset that he didn't look to see what it was first.  BOOM!!!!!!  A loud explosion echoed throughout Polio's belly as a nuclear bomb had been placed in his food.  'Grrr...I have abs of steel!!!' Polio chuckled.  And so once again Polio has inadvertently saved the world from extinction.