'Right, now...you have all been summoned here for a very important reason...' said the wizard.  There were 7 critters seated before him in patio furniture.  There was a centaur, a golem, a troll, an elemental, an elf, a dwarf and an aardvark.  'Duh...why dat?' asked the golem.  'Silence!!!!' yelled the wizard, raising his arms and pointing them at the golem.  A huge marshmallow fell from the sky and trapped the golem in it's sticky contents.  'Let that be a lesson to the rest of you...now, like I said, you were all summoned here to capture a very important man...' grinned the wizard.  'I won't participate in such an act!' exclaimed the centaur.  'Suit yourself...' replied the wizard as he twiddled his thumbs and a jello mold formed around the centaur.  'Mwahahahahhahahhahah....any more objections?' asked the wizard.  'Could we get something to eat before we do this kidnapping thing?' responded the troll.  'Have all you like!' screamed the wizard as a giant twinkie fell on top of the troll, ensnaring him in a tubelike prison.  The elemental ran over to the twinkie and started gnawing on the outer layer.  'That's not for you!' yelled the dwarf, running to stop the elemental.  The wizard morphed himself into a potato masher and squashed the twinkie as well as the elemental and the dwarf.  All of a sudden, the elf exploded, producing millions of ants swarming over all the sweet snacks.  'AAAAAHHH!!!!' screamed the wizard.  The aardvark charged over to the ants and ate them all.  'Whew!  You saved me, little one....'  The aardvark grunted in response.  'It would seem you are the sole survivor of my group....'  The aardvark grinned and gobbled up the wizard.