He's just a little brought down Because when you knocked
He thought you were the candyman.
Don't get strung out by the way I look.
Don't judge a book be its cover.
I'm not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover.
I'm a just a sweet transvestite
From Transsexual, Transylvania.
Let me show you around Maybe play you a sound.
You look like you're both pretty groovy.
Or if you want something visual That's not too abysmal,
We could take in an old Steve Reeves Movie
I'm glad we caught you at home, Could we use your phone?
We're both in a bit of a hurry. Right.
We'll just say where we are, Then go back to the car.
We don't want to be any worry
Well you got caught with a flat, well,
Well, babies, don't you panic.
By the light of the night it'll all seem all right.
I'll get you a satanic mechanic.
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transsexual, Transylvania.
Why don't you stay for the night? Night!
Or maybe a bite? Bite!
I could show you my favorite obsession.
I've been making a man With blond hair and a tan
And he's good for relieving my ... tension.
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transsexual, Transylvania.
I'm just a sweet transvestite Sweet transvestite
From Transsexual, Transylvania.
So, Come up to the lab,
And see what's on the slab.
I see you shiver with antici -
pation.
But maybe the rain Isn't really to blame.
So I'll remove the cause But not the symptom.