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How can a hekp his/her parent deal with the fact that he/she is bi/gay/or a lesbian? Here are some suggestions: - Have a Judy Garland film festival - Remodel the house together to add more closet space - Listen to disco and discuss its cultural iconiclastic qualities. - Debate Charlton Heston's macho, sexless, and somewhat bland portrayal of a straight Michelangelo in the " Agony and the Ecstasy" | ||||||||||||||||
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- Review Rock Hudson's love life - Play the "Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon" game with all known gay actors - Critique Ellen's wardrobe for its lack of "pizzazz!" - Talk about K.D. Lang's " transformation" - Discuss the meaning of Melissa Ethridge's songs "I Wanna Come Over" and "Come To My Window" - Find the answer to the question of "Where exactly the hell are the New Kids On The Block?" | ||||||||||||||||
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