Dear Aunties......
There's this guy at work y'know? and, he's so gorgeous, well not really but I think so. Anyway, so I spent all of the staff New Years Party chatting him up. I stood in the corner and just wouldn't take my eyes off him while i .. well y'know? flirted a bit eh? So then he comes over to me near the end of the night, and asks me if I want to do it. I says yeah sure. So we had it off in the copy room. It was lovely.. perfect. But I haven't had my period since and I think I should have. I don't remember using any contreceptif's. Could I be pregant?
Tramp from Hell, Hell.
Well Tramp from Hell dear.
Firstly, get yourself something resembling a name, then go back to school and learn to spell. Secondly. ask a doctor - we can hardly tellif you're pregnant from a letter ( who do you think we are? Psychics or something? ). So Ms. Tramp ( or is it Ms. Hell? ) what we can tell you is that your life is over. He won't marry you and you'll be left poor and miserable. So. take our advice - go out and get thrashed every night on Vodka Cocktails, sleeping with as many men as possible. Then let them all know ( seperatly of course ) that you're pregnant. The get as much money from each of them as possible!