Cartoon Sounds

Here are sounds taken from various cartoons. Sounds are respectfully used without permission.

Warning

Beavis and Butthead

buzzcut.wav 20K
Mr. Buzzcut: "Thank you sir, may I have another?"

Bugs Bunny

ironbars.wav 41K
Bugs: "Iron bars so not a prison make... but they sure help. Eh, doc?"

mickey.wav 16K
Bugs: "This guy's trying to slip me a mickey!"

rubbers.wav 21K
Bugs: "Don't forget your rubbers!"

takeme.wav 33K
Bugs: "Well, here I am. Take me!"

Futurama

Hunchback of Notre Dame

imsorry.wav 24K
Quasimodo: "I'm sorry, Master. I will never disobey you again."

King of the Hill

strange.wav 43K
Hank: "I've got the strangest feeling someone's gonna kick his ass."

Lion King

Marvin the Martian

drat.wav 67K
Marvin: "Oh, drat these computers! They're so naughty and so complex. I could pinch them."

playfair.wav 22K
Marvin: "Now, let's all play fair."

specimen.wav 18K
Marvin: "You naughty Earth specimens."

Pinky and the Brain

chicken.wav 65K
Brain: "Are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
Pinky: "Um, I think so, Brain. But what if the chicken won't wear the nylons?"

comepnky.wav 22K
Brain: "Come, Pinky, or I shall have to hurt you."

ificould.wav 20K
Brain: "If I could reach you, I would hurt you."

naked.wav 52K
Brain: "Are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
Pinky: "I think so Brain, but we're already naked."

stuckbug.wav 72K
Brain: "Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
Pinky: "I think so, Brain, but there's still a bug stuck in there from last time."

tattoo.wav 89K
Brain: "Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
Pinky: "I think so, but where will we find an open tattoo parlor at this time of night?"

tutu.wav 78K
Brain: "Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
Pinky: "I think so Brain, but this time you wear the tutu."

Robotech

disco.wav 45K
Bron: "Do you suppose this disco thing is some sort of Micronium method of torure?"

expert.wav 29K
Max Sterling: "I'm an expert when it comes to these things."

finess.wav 16K
Max Sterling: "It's a matter of finesse."

outurn.wav 37K
Khyron: "Alright! They've had their fun, now it's our turn!"

Rocky and Bullwinkle

flattery.wav 20K
Boris: "Flattery will get you nowhere."

Scooby Doo

leash.wav 16K
Fred: "Look what Shaggy and Scooby brought in on a leash."

scsnack.wav 25K
Fred: "Would you do it for a Scooby snack?"

The Simpsons

beauwang.wav 11K
Homer: "The human wang is a beautiful thing."

belt.wav 31K
Mr. Burns: "Take off my belt."
Smithers: "With pleasure, sir!"

bendover.wav 44K
Bart: "It's time for me to bend over and receive my destiny."

curvy.wav 27K
Homer: "Kiss my curvy butt good-bye."

doris.wav 20K
Lunch Lady Doris: "More testicles mean more iron."

flaming.wav 65K
Homer: "I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming!"

grease.wav 84K
Willie: "Lunch Lady Doris, have you got any grease?"
Doris: "Yes, yes we do."
Willie: "Then grease me up, woman!"
Doris: "Okey-dokey."

greased.wav 27K
Willie: "There's nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman!"

horshide.wav 16K
Homer: "Hmm... horsehide."

hotbeef.wav 67K
Homer: "I've got the prescription for you, Doctor. Another hot beef injection."
Homer and the Doctor chuckle

hotwax.wav 12K
Homer: "Hmm... hot wax."

notgay.wav 13K
Homer: "I'm not gay, but I'll learn."

paddlass.wav 48K
"And now the final ordeal, the paddling of the swollen *ss."

padlngs.wav 123K
"Talking out of turn - that's a paddling. Looking out the window - that's a paddling. Staring at my sandals - that's a paddling. Paddling the school canoe - ooh, you better believe that's a paddling."

prezspnk.wav 94K
Grandpa Simpson: "Big deal! When I was a pup, we got spanked by presidents 'til the cows came home. Grover Cleveland spanked me on two non-consecutive occasions."

raining.wav 24K
Homer: "Ah! It's raining men?"
Moe: "Yeah, not no more it ain't!"

rcktpckt.wav 25K
Mr. Burns: "Smithers, there's a rocket in my pocket."
Smithers: "You don't have to tell me, sir."

rectal.wav 101K
Homer: "I suppose you want to probe me. Well, might as well get it over with."
Alien: "Stop! We have reached the limits of what rectal probing can teach us."

robotsex.wav 20K
Homer: "You gotta be pretty desperate to make it with a robot."

seamen.wav 40K
Mr. Burns: "What do you think, Smithers?"
Smithers: "I think women and seamen don't mix."

simpspnk.wav 79K
Homer: "I guess Bart's not too blame. He's lucky too, because it's spanking season and I got a hankerin' for some spankerin'."

spankslf.wav 34K
Homer: "OK, that's it. Both of you go to your rooms and spank yourselves."

wantlove.wav 64K
Mr. Burns: "I want to be loved."
Homer: "I see. Well... I'll need some beer."

weetrtl.wav 116K
Willie: "Ah! Save me from the wee turtles! They were too quick for me!"

whacking.wav 15K
Miss Springfield: "Gentlemen, start your whacking!"

whackslo.wav 76K
Homer: "Well Marge, should I whack slow or fast?"
Marge: "Slow... then fast."

whip.wav 78K
Homer: (whip) "Oh!" (whip) "Ow! After lunch, can I whip you?"
M: "Nope."
Homer: "Oh, no fair!" (whip) "Ow!"

whole.wav 21K
Homer: "The whole world's gone gay!"

yellbutt.wav 17K
Homer: "Kiss my hairy, yellow butt!"

yourgay.wav 17K
Homer: "You are gay."

Space Ghost

South Park

kenny.wav 57K
"Oh my god! We killed Kenny! We're bastards!"

pants.wav 70K
Cartman: "Maybe he went shopping for some leather pants."

scked*ss.wav 43K
Cartman: "Excuse me, but I do believe that sucked *ss."

sphorny.wav 18K
Cartman (as Ming Lee): "Me so horny, me love you long time!"

Tiny Toon Adventures

Tweety Bird

predic.wav 34K
"Now how do you s'pose I got me wittle self in such a predicament?"

Winnie the Pooh

tigger.wav 17K
Tigger: "I've got a lot of bouncing to do."

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