Monty Python

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Here you will find various sounds taken from Monty Python. Sounds are respectfully used without permission.

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helphelp.wav 20K new
Dennis: "Help, help! I'm being repressed!"

hisailor.wav 20K
"Oh, hello sailor!"

iorderu.wav 17K
King Arthur: "I order you to be quiet!"

lumbjack.wav 364K
The Lumberjack song

lumbsnip.wav 54K
Snippet of the above song (different format)
"I cut down trees, I wear high heels, suspenders and a bra."

naughty2.wav 12K
"You naughty person!"

ndgendge.wav 81K
"Is your wife a 'goer'? Hey? Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge. Nudge, nudge. Know what I mean? Say no more. Know what I mean?"

rejoice.wav 33K
"In the frozen land of Nador, they were forced to eat Robin's minstrels, and there was much rejoicing."

spankher.wav 33K
"After the spanking, the oral sex!"

spankme.wav 84K
"You must spank her well and after you have spanked her, you may deal with her as you like. And then... spank me." "And spank me!" "And me!" "And me!"

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