So, Who is Shortsboy ??
Hi, Shortsfans !
I'm so glad that there are a few other people out
there who enjoy the same kinds of things that I do. Before I got on the
web, I thought I was the only one. This just proves that we are all normal
people, who happen to have an exceptional hobby !
My fascination with shorts began in 1970 (I was 10
years old) when I was required to wear a pair of very short, blue gym shorts
for school physical education class. I'm not sure why, but I became totally
obsessed with this wonderful article of clothing, and seeing other guys
dressed the same way. From then on, I've been into shorts, not only as
a "hobby", but also as a lifestyle. Whenever possible, you can
guess what I'm wearing... shorts, of course ! Needless to say, I love all
kinds of shorts. I think my favorites are gym, soccer, and those fantastic
tight lycra cycling shorts. Fortunately, all of my friends seem to tolerate
my little fashion statement. I think some people just figure that I'm a
sports nut who works out all the time, that's why I dress the way I do...
Oh well... If they only knew !
I'm a 38 year old, 183 cm (6 foot) tall. 9 stone (154
pound), single, white male, living in the cultural abyss that is the north
eastern United States. It's hard to believe, but they are just beginning
to have a few good soccer teams over here, and as for rugby, well, it seems
as though they just don't get it ! American football looks interesting,
but I've not figured it out yet. They don't wear shorts when they play,
and with all that padding, what's the point. I'm not slamming the U.S.,
it's a great country in many ways, but, I'm more at home with life on the
continent. I love the culture, history, and lifestyles of Europe.
As for my occupation, I'm an aging computer nerd,
fighting to stay in touch with all the new technology. My dream job: shorts-tester
! (I wish !)
I'm drug, smoke, & alcohol free (and always have
been), and HIV negative. I believe in safe and sane fun, well, sane most
of the time...
I guess you could say that I am 'adventurous' in that
I'll try just about anything for fun. I'm into BD/SM & water sports.
Because of my shaved head and sort-of punky looks, I've been told that
I look like a top, however, I'm definitely a bottom... no doubt about it
! As for sexual preference, I've walked on both sides of the street. As
for now, I'm very comfortable with the idea that I am gay. It just seems
to work out better that way.
In case you couldn't tell by now, my ultimate turn-on
is guys in shorts (hence, my name). From what I've seen, there are quite
a few of us shorts lovers out there. I can't explain exactly why I get
such a kick out of stuff having to do with shorts, but for me, it's the
best.
I'm some what of an amateur exhibitionist. I like
doing unusual stuff in public, as long as it's not too illegal or dangerous,
and doesn't screw up anybody's mind too much. I enjoy watching the 'normal'
people react to my antics.
Because of my little obsession, I've done all kinds
of strange things (wearing various types of shorts, of course !). I'm always
looking for new stuff to try. I get a kick out of going out to public places,
wearing shorts, when everyone around me is dressed "normally".
This is especially fun in the winter, when it's freezing cold out, with
lots of snow. I love the looks I get when I walk through a crowded shopping
mall, dressed in bike shorts and a T-shirt, when everyone else is wearing
winter clothes , and heavy coats !
Well, that's who I am.
I apologize if I've rambled on a bit much.
Cheers !
Shortsboy
Send me some pictures of you in your shorts
!
If you want, I'll put 'em on this website.
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