Hi there. I'm devoting the next page to Wauism, an absolutely charming religion.
WARNING: DO NOT (I REPEAT) DO NOT READ THE FOLLOWING PAGE IF YOU ARE OFFENDED IN ANY WAY BY OTHER RELIGIONS. I do invite you to read this, though, if you enjoy a little bit of humor at the expense of organized religion.
FURTHER WARNING: I will respond to all email I recieve regarding the proceeding page. However, if you decided to respond to Wauism with anything other than a simple "Hi there, I found your page" sort of deal, or if you try to explain to me why you think I am evil and should be destroyed, or even why I'm wrong by making the next page, you are not going to be pleased with what I have to say to you. Just remember that you read this first.
Also, if anyone out there wishes to make a link to Wauism on their page, make the link to HERE, because I want everyone to see the above warnings.