Friends are important. Everyone needs someone else to take advantage of.

We all admire the wisdom of people who come to us for advice.

Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.

The weaker sex is the stronger because of the weakness of the stronger sex for the weaker sex.

It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

Never explain. Friends don't need it, enemies wouldn't believe it. 

Everyone should have a spouse, because there are a number of things that go wrong that one can't blame on the government.

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

People who think they're out of this world always make you wish they were.

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.