Well, here it is...

The big news is...my parents went away last weekend for three days! Finally, alone for a gunging! And it was the best one I've ever done! First, I went down to the supermarket and bought a bunch of gunging stuff. Then I dressed up in a ladies' denim vest and matching shorts, and a white tee. I put on a long curly blonde wig, and began to prepare the stuff. I looked beautiful! Soon I was up in the shower, ready to go! I began by pouring a bowl of creamy vanilla cake batter all over the left side of my face and hair! Oh, it felt so wondeful! The sweet batter oozed down onto my vest and tee. Next I dumped a bowl of chocolate cake batter on the other side of my head! All over my beautiful blonde wig! Its once-fluffy curls were now caked with sticky batter! I then smashed a beautiful cream pie in my face! The cool whip and the broken pie crust were everywhere! Cream was running all over my clothes! Next, I unscrewed the top off a bottle of chocolate syrup and let 'er rip...I dumped the entire bottle all over my cream-and-batter covered head! Next...a big can of baked beans was slowly dumped right on my head, and oozed onto my clothes. Next, I held a pie in each hand and smushed both pies into the sides of my head at once! Chunks of crust and cream spilled all over my once-immaculate vest. I'm not quite sure what I did next...maybe it was the jumbo sized strawberry yogurt! Sweet pink ooze running down my face! Perfect! I followed with another pie in the face, more chocolate syrup on my head and down my pants, an entire bottle of ketchup, and still one more lovely pie in the face. I finished up by dumping the last of the cake batter all over me, squeezing the last of the chocolate syrup up and down my arms, and dumping a whole carton of rice pudding down my panties!!! I then pulled down my food-encrusted shorts and..."took care of business," if ya know what I mean. And finally, I smashed the last pie right in my face! Wow!!! After it was all done, it looked as if a sundae bar had just exploded in the shower! Mess was all over the shower walls, the bathroom floor, and best of all, me! I rinsed the wig and clothes in the shower and slowly spent the next 2-3 hours cleaning until the bathroom was spotless! I tossed the denim vest and shorts and panties in the washer & they came out completely clean! The tee was totally stained with chocolate and ketchup, so I had to trash it. The wig, believe it or not, washed up fine! All in all...my best gunging ever! Too bad I won't have the house alone again for a long time...

What a thrill!

Hope you enjoyed my 100% TRUE story!

- Kelli-Lisa