We are sure that you have heard of the International Star Registry. A place where you can burn up 45 bucks for nothing. Well now you can really have something and it does not cost anything.

Get a fire plug named after you. Yes, you can now have your very own fire plug, anywhere in the world. You pick the city of your choice or we can pick one for you. Your fire plug name will be registered here on this server for the whole world to see. Why settle for just having your name published in some crummy book in the Library of Congress that no one is going to read anyway. Now your name and the location of your very own fire plug will be published for the whole world to read. Be the first on your block to reserve your very own fire plug. This Special Limited Time Free Offer is reserved for the first 100 registered fire plugs.

Just think of the possibilities:

You may save someone's life someday.
You may help save someone's home or business.
You may help relieve a neighbor's dog.
You may help increase city revenue with parking tickets.
The Possibilities Are Almost Endless!

Send your name as you would like for it to be listed, along with any special comments that you would like to have posted. Remember you may pick the location or we will pick one for you.

To:
The International Fire Plug Registry
[email protected]

Send Your Name and
Any Comments to be listed