Adoption Agency
The Web is full of cute, fluffy, froo-froo pets,
and lots of critters are starving and homeless because they are not what
most humans consider "huggable". What fun is a pet who will not occasionally
bite you or try to steal your lunch? Vermifuge and I have argued about
this, and she's agreed to house my agency as long as all adoptees pass
a course in manners.
The Monster Under the Bed
It took him three tries before he finally
passed the manners class.
"Betta Shark"
A very small type of shark--cross-bred with
Siamese Fighting Fish
(Betta Splendens) so you can put them
in fun places. The toilet comes with,
but if you leave him in it, be sure to warn
guests (or not, depending on the guest
or how bored you are). SEND
ME ideas for accessories (other interesting places to put a Betta Shark),
and the best ones will
appear here, with credit to you, of course.
"Killer Whale"
Speaking of sea critters... >:)