Have you been unjustly mistreated or annoyed beyond all reason? Is there someone, or even someTHING, that deserves to be chained to a wall and whipped? Send them to the Pit of Pain!
Each month, I will post names or items that deserve to be mercilessly punished. When submitting, include a short explanation (100 wds. MOST, or I'll have to chop off bits.) The two most interesting/annoying/amusing names and explanations will be spotlighted in Executioner's Corner. BE SURE to tell me if you want your name listed or not.
Email names to me in care of Vermi at [email protected] with PIT OF PAIN subject heading.
Executioner's Corner
...for the exceptionally wicked
This month, the Executioner's most whipped and beaten is JESSE MUNRO.
Amber says...
"When he wasn't dating me, he was publicly humiliating me and making fun of me because I was fat. He also cheated on me with one of my friends (EX-friend now) and hit on my younger sister (who is 4 years younger than him!!). To top it all off, he only wanted to use and abuse me and LAUGHED when I almost committed suicide because I was in love with him and he was so cruel to me!!! My only consolation is I've lost a lot of weight and have a new boyfriend who worships the ground I walk on. :) "
The prisoner has been viciously punished by the Executioner, and he is
now lying in a corner whining like a baby. Shame on you, JESSE
MUNRO!
Prisoners of the Pit of Pain
All prisoners are fed bread and water every other day and are whipped every 6 hours.
We apply whatever forms of torture are applicable--thumbscrews, the rack, etc. for humanoids, and blunt objects, etc. for inanimate objects.
NOTE--This is not an honor! If you find your name here, shame on you! You owe someone an apology!
Furby.....Sadam Hussein.....Slobadobba Whatshisname.....The imbecile who stole Shalimar's bike
John Howard....."Kabal"--the guy who was rude to Malathar.....Bill Gates.....Willie Goforth's car
Joe Bob Allenson.....The guy that cut Flo Simon off on her way to work.....Tom Gruk
IDOT.....Greg Forrests.....Cassia Wallace.....All gangs.....Bill William.....The Bears
The rude cashier at K-Mart.....AOL.....Ted and Art Narbson.....NCTC.....Sven's dad