IN THE EYES OF…

 

…RAY

Men of Margate 0 Vs Grangiators 8

(Strikus 2, Maximus 2, Andius, Paulos Nigglius, Baldius, Merrick)

Once again we cross live to SBS and The Movie Show.

David Stratten: 'By popular demand from last weeks show we have decided to take a look at the sequel to the movie from last weeks show, "Grangiators Again".

Margaret Pomeranz: I've been looking forward to this all week David. I must admit, the raw talent, muscle and sweat had me on the edge of my seat all night.

David: Unfortunately I thought this plot was even more predicatble than the first.. Although I did not expect the opening scenes to go that way.

Opening Scene Film Action:

Baldius and a small number of Grangiators are waiting at the Coleseum with apprehensive looks. What has happened to the rest of the Grangiators?

Barrius, Pete the Running Riotus, Gabius and Froggius were all missing for this Grangiators movie.

It appears the Men from Margate have the numbers over the Grangiators. But out of the Margatean dust a small chariot appears with Strikius, Anthony the Beelius, Hackius Nigglius and what is this ... the return of Paulos Nigglius, the younger and much more hairy brother of Hackius Nigglius.

Still the Grangitaors wait for their industrius leader, the keeper of Troy.

Unbeknowest to the Grangiators, his chariot has broken down just North of Margate and was in the hands of the Roman Chariot repairers. The Grangers enter the Colleseum without the Keeper of Troy and the battle begins with Paulos Nigglius taking his place ...

Margaret: This is where the action began for me David. The Grangiators were running riot against the Men from Margate and it wasn't long before Strikus played his part and put the them one up.

David: In this match the Men from Margate were even more soft than the Evil Marlin Empire. The Grangiators kept the Margate Men camped in their own half of the Colesseum for much of the first 45 mins.

Margaret: The hero Maximus couldn't be kept off the score sheet for long. His movements mesmerised the opponenets as he put the Grangiators two up.

David: By this time The Keeper of Troy's chariot had been reapaired. And Paulos Nigglius was set free to destroy the Men from Margate. This proved to be fortunate for the Grangiators as Hackius Nigglius was niggled himself and had to take shelter on the sidelines.

Margaret: The Grangiators had me gasping to catch my breath at the interval with the amount of chances they had in the first session. And the first few minutes of the second session sent me dellerious.

Film Action of first few minutes of second session:

Men of Margate attack from the kickoff but the Keeper of Troy saves the day and passes the ball to Nickius who passes to Baldius who passes to Maximus who passes to Hackius Nigglius who passes to Paulos Nigglius who sprints away and scores again for the Grangiators. The the Men of Margate supporters were standing ever so silent and just after the kickoff the Grangiators had a throw which went to Baldius who volleyed a shot from 35 yards and left the keeper on the ground as it hit the back of the net.

David: I must admit this action had me enthralled, but three minutes is not enough to call this a classic movie. The rest of the movie from here on in was always going to finish the way it did, the Men of Margate were just not powerful enough opponents for me.

Margaret: I disagree. The Grangiators still had to keep passing and running to put them to the sword. I thoroughly enjoyed the rest of the goals, a second by Strikius another by Maximus from an impossible angle, the header by Merrick and the powerful long range and deserved effort by Andius. There were also still a few heated moments between Paulos Nigglius and Stuppidius from Margate.

Margaret: Well David, once again I enjoyed this movie from start to end. Andius, Halserius, Nickius and Markos were dominating from the back. Maxiums starred in the middle with useful roles from Anthony the Beelius, Hackius Nigglius and Baldius. Merrick, Paulos Nigglius and Strikius were also forceful for the Grangiators. I can't wait for the movie that comes out next week ...

Grangiators versus the Raiders from the North.

David: All in all, it was again what was expected, I couldn't even give it one star.

Margaret: I absolutely loved it and I gave it eight stars.

Margaret: ********

David: No Stars

Cast

Maximus - Rob Parton

Andius - Andy

Baldius - Russell

Hackius Nigglius - Ray

Paulos Nigglius - Paul

Strikius - Dave

Merrick - as himself

Haslerius - Harry

Markos - Marko

Anthony the Beelius - Anthony

Nickus Shortius - Nick

The Keeper of Troy - Eroy

Linekiddius - A couple of kids

Referrius - The Ref

The Men of Margate - Who Cares

Crowd - Evil Margatean Empire Supporters and some stray kids