Jokes


	Jokes Chris Armstrong Walked Into His Local Pub "The Usual" Said The Barman "No, I'll Just Have A Half And Then I Will Be Off" Said Chris ----------------------------------------------- The North London Fire brigade Phoned George Graham To Tell Him About A Fire That Was Engulfing WHL "Save All The Cups, Whatever You Do" Yelled George "We'll Do Our Best" Said The Fireman, "But The Canteen May Already Be On Fire" ---------------------------- On A Recent Away Match, The Arsenal Bus Broke Down On The Way Home Whilst The Driver Attempted To Fix It, Tony Adams Thought That He Would Try And Help "Need A Screwdriver?" Asked Adams "No Not At The Moment" Said The Bus Driver "Can't You See That I Am Trying To Fix The Bloody Bus" ---------------------------------------------- So Your Stuck In The Room With Tony Blair, John Prescott And A Gooner. You Have A Gun And 2 Bullets What Do You Do? Simple - Shoot The Gooner - Twice ------------------------- A Robbery Took Place Yesterday At White Hart Lane, In Which The Contents Of The Tottenham Trophy Room Were Stolen. Police Have Asked People To Look Out For Someone Who May Have A Large White And Navy Carpet -------------------------------------------- George Graham Was Yesterday Handed 3 Penalty Points For Speeding On The M1 When Questioned By The Police, Graham Said "It's Been So Long Since I Have Got 3 Points, That I Needed That Feeling Again" ----------------------- After Steffen Freund's First Goal For The Club Last Week, Police Have Failed To Find Him. Indeed Freund Ran Out Through The Tottenham Gate's Overjoyed With His Goal. The Police Are Still Hopeful With Sightings In Carlisle, Newcastle And Even Glasgow. Spurs Fans Have Made A Desperate Plea To Steffen "Please Stay Away"