You must manually flush all urinals in a building. No automatic flushing. Butter substitutes are not allowed to be served in state prisons. So if there going to put me to death and I want for my last meal to be a tub of Parkayâ they can't let me. Citizens may not murder their enemies. Feel free to murder anyone else. Whenever two trains meet at an intersection of said tracks, neither shall proceed until the other has. Who's on first? All yellow butter substitute was banned in the state. People used to smuggle it in from Illinois. Condoms were considered an obscene article and had to hidden behind the pharmacist's counter. Kids used to think they were just slippery balloons. At one time, margarine was illegal. What does Wisconsin have against fake butter. State Law made it illegal to serve apple pie in public restaurants without cheese. "Sir is that apple pie and no cheese…come with me." The state definition of rape stated that it was a man having sex with a woman he knows not to be his wife. That would mean that women could not be guilty of rape and neither could men who thought they were married to the woman. Cheese making requires a cheese maker's license; Limburger cheesemaking requires a master cheese maker's license. It is illegal to kiss on a train. It distracts the conductor. It is illegal to cut a woman's hair. What if it was an accident?   CITIES IN WISCONSIN WITH DUMB LAWS Kenosha No male is allowed to be in a state of arousal in public. That is the only thing you can do in Kenosha. La Crosse It is illegal to tie up your horse along Third Street (Now a major bar strip). Are they being literal? Milwaukee An old ordinance forbids parking for over two hours unless a horse is tied to the car. It is against the law to play a flute and drums on the streets to attract attention. But it is okay to tie a horse to a car for two hours for attention. It is illegal to be in public during the day if you are physically offensive looking. Over half the population wouldn't go outside. It is illegal to purchase or use Sparklers in the city, yet you can buy fully disassembled automatic machine guns. Racine It is illegal to wake a fireman when he is asleep. So when I fireman is sleeping there can be no fires. Women may not walk down a public street at night without being accompanied by a man. This law was made so the mayor didn't have to walk down the street alone. St. Croix Women are not allowed to wear anything red in public. You can walk down the street naked as long as your not sunburned.