Everyday in my World Area Studies class we watch Good Morning Americaâ . At first it wasn't that bad until I started to get mad at Charlie Gibson for being such a retard. Everyday he would try and be funny and it just made me pissed off! He says the dumbest things and acts like he is king of the studio. Soon I was yelling comments at the TV in the middle of class "Yeah that was a good one you dork". With these outbursts of yelling I knew that there had to be more to Charlie because I don't usually act that way. So I looked up some info on Gibson. It turns out that Gibson is a very evil man. I must have sensed it just the way a dog can sense fear; I can sense evil.

A Evil Man

The photo on the left is one taken during the Holocaust. It turns out that are mild, little newscaster was a Nazi, shown in this photo looking at the camera. He took reports like what it was like being a teenage Nazi, the purks, and wrote down many Jewish jokes. This explains the good reporting abilities and the bad sense of humor. Some say He wasn't Alive back then, I say…….SHUTUP!

Doesn’t it make you feel better to know this stuff?

Now with my investigation I also found the e-mail address of Diane Sawyer. I sent her an e-mail asking if she noticed anything evil about Charlie and she sent me back this….

Dear Mr. Bacon,

Yes there are some things about Charlie that scare me. For example I walked into his dressing room one day to talk to him about the opening of the show and what I saw shocked me. Charlie was running around naked with an ax. There was a live chicken tied to the table. Once Charlie was done running he turned to the chicken and chopped its head off. I then screamed, he turned and looked at me and said, "Yes". I said stumbling, "I have a question about the opening." He then picked up the Chicken head, eat the beak, and said, "I think the beginning is good don't change it." I then turned and ran into my dressing room crying.