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Indian Curry Rhapsody
Sing (or Singh) this one to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody next time you are in an Indian Restaurant - you never know, you might get your meal for free!!
Naan, just killed a man
Poppadom against his head
Had lime pickle now he's dead
Naan, dinner's just begun
But now I'm gonna crap it all away
Naan, ohhhh ohhhhhhhh
Didn't mean to make you cry
Seen nothing yet, just see the loo tomorrow
Curry on, curry on
'Cause nothing really Madras
Too late, my dinner's gone
Sends shivers down my spine
Rectum aching all the time
Goodbye Onion Bhaji, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo
Naan, ohhhh ohhhhhhhh
The Doopiaza is so mild
I sometimes wish we'd never come here at all
<<Guitar Solo>>
I see a little chicken Tikka on the side
Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh
Pass me the Chutney made of mango
Vindaloo does nicely
Very very spicy
Meat
Byriani (Byriani)
Byriani (Byriani)
Byriani and a naan
(A vindaloo loo loo loo)
I've eaten Balti, Somebody help me
He's eaten Balti, get him to the lavatory
Stand you well back
'Cause the loo is quarantined......
Here it comes
There it goes
Technicolour yawn
I chunder
NO!!
Its Coming up again
(There he goes)
I chunder
It's coming back again
(There he goes)
Coming back again
(Up again)
Here it goes again
(No, no, no, no, no, no, no)
On my knees, I'm on my knees
On his knees, oh, there he goes
This vindaloo is about to wreck my guts
Poor me.....poor me.......poor meeeeeeeee
<<Guitar Solo>>
So you think you can chunder and feel alright?
So you try to eat curry and drink beer all night?
Oh maybe, but now you puke like a baby
Just had to come out
It just had to come right out in here
