ATTENTION : HAZARDOUS MATERIALS INFORNMATION BULLETIN 
>                   MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET .
> 
>                    WOMAN : CHEMICAL ANALYSIS
> 
>            Element : Woman
>            Symbol  : Wo
>            Discoverer: ADAM
>            Atomic Mass : accepted as 53.6 Kg but known to vary
>                          from 40 to 200 Kg
>            Occurrence : Copious quantities in all urban areas .
> 
> PHYSICAL PROPERTIES :
> 
> 1. Surface usually covered with painted film.
> 2. Boils at nothing, freezes without any known reason.
> 3. Melts if given special treatment.
> 4. Bitter if incorectly used.
> 5. Found in various states ranging from virgin metal to common ore .
> 6. Yeilds to pressure applied to correct points.
> 
> CHEMICAL PROPERTIES :
> 
> 1. Has great affinity for gold , silver and a range of precious stones 
> 2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive subtances.
> 3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known 
> reason.
> 4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increases by saturation 
> in alcohol.
> 5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man!
> 
> COMMON USES
> 
> 1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
> 2. Can be great aid in relaxation.
> 3. Very effective cleaning agent.
> 
> TEST
> 
> 1. Pures specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in the natural state
> 2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.
> 
> HAZARDS
> 
> 1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.
> 2. Illigal to process more than one, although several can be 
> maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come 
> into direct contact with each other.