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Obviously Keese is slacking off.
No 3.7, or 3.8 Keese?
I GOT YOUR 3.7 RIGHT
HERE, BOZO!
Herald, issue #3.7

Nighthawks get that last
minute linup change in...

Paul Nelson, owner, The Sharks
*National Draft Day
*Rookies

Joe Marrocco, former owner and new league commish
*Platypus News

Csaba Lorinczy, co-owner UB Rednecks
*Free League Analysis

The following is an unpaid team trash advertisement
SPECIAL NEWS BULLETIN

AP PLAINSBORO - In an amazing display of insight and bravado
the team managers and owners of The Shock have apparently
pulled off the trade of the season

Realizing that Running Backs are in short supply, and that
one that actually plays has the possibility to be injured, Shock
management dropped a back which actually scored a TD this
week and added to their exulted roster Greg Hill.

Hill, still nursing that broken leg suffered on 10/4, is happy to
be a part of such a winning organization. He is even more
impressed to be starting in the esteemed line-up. "I am just
happy to be suiting up, you see, I broke my leg. It's hard to get
my football pants on at the moment. But hey what can you expect,
I broke my leg".

Shock mannagement is happy that they no longer have to risk
healthy players each week. "The possibility that one of these men
can get hurt pains me to the extreme", said Shockstress Princess
DeWan. "Now I will be able to sleep nights knowing at least one
of our guys is hurt already".

St. Louis Rams placed Hill on injured reserve on 10/7 following
the broken leg incident.

The Shock will take a charge to this year's salary cap for the
move.

Rumored in the Shock camp were talks of adding Heath Shuler