UNITED FIASCO IN RIO Daily Mail

The funniest part of the game however was not the fact that Beckham got sent off, not the fact that when he wanted to see the game in the second half he was led back down the tunnel, not the fact that Yorke's cockily taken tame penalty was saved and not the fact that Gary Neville threw the ball out off play from a throw in, but the sending off of 'Sir' Alex Ferguson, it had me in sticthes when Ferguson and the fourth official argued to the point that he told Ferguson to leave the field, Ferguson tried to stand his ground but FAILED in his attempt and was sent off.

"He likes to borrow my knickers," before insisting she was joking. Vaughan pounced on the remark. "I know you're not joking-you're trying to make out you are now. Is it thongs or big pants?" he asked.

"Thongs," she whispered sheepishly.

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"PAUL SCHOLES suffered the HUMILIATION of being the first man to be sent off while playing for England at Wembley." News of the World

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CRAP STAM: tales of a tree trunk

you are a f*cked up w*nker
379 vistitors since june     er were they all you
(well you visited it, and obviously loved it seeing as you remembered every little bit of it)  or something
do you actually have anything not biased to say about football or are
you
just a twisted man city, scouse, geordie, yorkshire, or cockney
b*astard
my guess is you are a bitter southern ponce or maybe scouse( the glory years are coming back)
you could be a leeds fan ( singing about a plane crash that happened 41
years ago and reckoning that we would have won the world cup if david
beckham hadnt have scratched simeones leg for him)
before you ask i live in Salford not samoa (in the pacific if your brain
still cant handle geography, 
the world is round you know in case you didnt notic eyou th*ck tw*t)
(Technically it's Western Samoa, and the world is a sphere not round, what are you, one dimensional? 
And you say i don't know my geography.)
C'mon, twat and thick are not even swear words! (Is that the best you can do?) they're even in the Oxford
 Dictionary,put a request for one on your "Christmas List" so mummy can get it for you for Christmas Day.
i think youll find that old trafford is as close to manchester city centre
as maine road and we are not followed by a load of drugged up smack heads
from moss side i suppose if we are going on the premise that each team should be named after 
the town they are closest to then liverpool would be called Bootle and Leeds would be called
Headingly
you say we are sh*t yet we won the treble( yes that was a big deal )
(To who? Rangers and Burnham United in the Rymans League Division 3 won the treble, you weren't the only club.)
so Anelka had a goal disallowed in the replay? their wouldnt have been a replay if roy keanes
goal hadnt been disallowed in the first game and as for
arsenal
MISSING a penalty in the last minute i think you will find that there
was
something between the posts called a Goalie who SAVED IT
the clock in the Nou camp after Solsjaers winner said 92( its called
injury time and they have it in every match you know)
(It's Solskjaer you wanker, you can't even spell your own players names, what hope have you got of getting 
through primary school, and as a matter of fact, not all games have injury time, it's dependent on any stoppages
in the game, I thought you would know that,seeing as you are obviously an armchair Man Utd fan,who regulary 
watches them on Sky Sports, and only sings when they're winning.)
as for david beckham you only hate him cos he is better looking than you
(Well, you would think that he is good looking, seeing that you are homosexual and thus, 
go for that sort of thing...)
and he sh*gs a beautiful and rich pop star your girlfriend is probably a german shephard
(a dog, not someone who looks after sheep)
(The closest you've come to a 'girlfriend' is your mother or mummy in your case. You probably haven't reached
puberty yet and you probably have a squeaky voice and silky smooth legs)
see you mate
please reply, i want to hear from to hear from your sorry a*s 
(Listen, if your'e gonna swear, do it properly, or are you scared that your teacher might find out?)