Q&A

These are various questions I've been asked via message board and Email...some are constructive and some are nonsense....I will not mention names (for the mostpart) to save the question authors some embarrassment. And on an additional note, Digo also reads these from time to time and gives his two cents on the ones he feels inclined to. His replies are posted in yellow. BEWARE! MWAHAHAHAHA!!


How far have you...ya know...GONE? Offline or online?
You ask that like I'm gonna tell you or something...
I was at the North Pole once. Oh you mean with Karma? Oh, only as far as the OL version of Timbucktu

Isn't it hard to keep up a long distance relationship?
Ya know, its not as hard as people say. Digo and I have made it work for a long time now. If your love is strong enough you can bypass the small detail of physical contact and be happy without it. Digo and I talk for about four hours a night, laugh together, get depressed together, and mock figures of high authority together (HA! Up yers, Clinton!) and we've had a stronger bond that a lot of local relationships I know of.
With the love i have for Katie, It's easy. That and a job DOES help with the phone bill *grin*.

How long have you and Digo been seeing each other?
Since February 2nd, 2000, thank you very much ;D

Do you do yiffy pictures?
SNERT ALERT....next question?
No, but I can draw a naked tree!

Why the hell did you pick a tree frog as your character??
Woah, woah, HEY! Calm down, man. Okay. In a nutshell, Karma started out as a secondary character in a Starfox fanfic I was writing. I planned to kill her off at the end after she got engaged to Slippy Toad, but I put so much of myself into her that I just couldn't bear to do it so she became my alter ego on a Starfox message board. I realized there were far too many foxes and wolves in that community so I decided to stick with Karma just to stay original. After a time, she's become a lot of people's favorite yellow tree frog. Heck, she's the only yellow tree frog most people know! :)

Do you like Pikes Peak?
I wish I knew what that had to do with anything, but yes I do when its not covered with snow, masked by clouds, and when it doesn't end the sentence "Hey kids, why don't we go take a hike on..."
I never been there... YET

Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street? HAHAHA!
Only if you can tell me how to phone the psychiatric ward in your area....
Sure, follow the bird. *flip*

Karma, do you draw anything besides furries?
Sure...just not very well.
Yes, i can draw humans, mistakes, and dots.

Wouldn't it make more sense to make Karma into a chameleon?
::loud obnoxious laugh dripping with sarcasm:: Shutup.
And Ruin Perfection!? Heck no!
%$*()#^$##%$%@%@E??????
Umm....okay. Its more eloquent than SOME questions I've gotten I suppose...
One word for you: Decaf. It ain't just brown water...

My name is Braaak! I like frogs legs!!!
Hi Brak. How nice of you to grace me with your presence ::cocks her rifle:: Now get out, snert.
Draws his claymore* "So do I. Go find your own froggie. This one is protected by her coonboy

WILL YOU MARRY ME?????
If your name ain't Digo then no.
Please say this email came from Katie... O.o;

I have a problem. On Furcadia I have four mates and none of them know about each other. I'm afraid they're going to find out soon and I don't know what to do. I love them all. Karma, can you give me some advice?
Do you happen to know its illegal to marry more than one person at once? Well, best advice I can give you is to tell them all the truth and take the consequences. Hey, the worst they can do is leave you and in all honesty, how hard is it to find a new Furcadia mate?? I used to get at least three proposals a day in there! Good luck, and in the future try to limit yourself to one girl at a time.
Yea, get a life and stop profaning the good name of Love.

If king Tutankomen got sick, would I call his mummy?
Actually I'd call the nearest mental institution and tell them that you need to be locked away permanently because you are having delusions that someone who is LONG LONG dead can possibly get have an ailment other than having beetles crawling all over him.
Yes cause i ain't paying the long distance charge.

Dear Karma, I used to write fanfics with a yellow tree frog on line but she seems to have lost intrest and i still wanna write with her what should i do?!
Very funny Kylie....well the solution is simple...write me some more story outlines, send them to me and I'll beef them out! Geez, where ya been girl? Thought a croc ate ya or something!

Are you ever going to post that Starfox fanfic you were talking about where Karma's first introduced?
Maybe, maybe not...depends on if I feel like finishing it. I know I have it around here somewhere.

Why a yellow tree frog? A blue one would have been cooler.
Yeah well, a blue one would have been more of a bitch to draw...besides, Karma wears purple clothing and yellow's a complimentary color to purple so it all looks pretty nice once its been drawn, I think.
Its yellow cause she says so.

Your advice is horrible you stupid yellow $#@^&*!!!! Do you have any idea what you put me through??
Why no I don't...do tell! ::grins deviously:: And anyway, I never said I was an advice-giver. It was very presumptious of you to think so. Can you tell me what a $#@^&* is? I'm sure its a compliment of some sort, but silly me I have no translator for the language of the snert.
Thank you for calling Tech Support, how may I disconnect you?

Karma, what is a snert? You call everybody that!
Nope...just the people who piss me off. A snert is an all-around annoying person...actually its an abbreviation. It stands for Snot Nosed Egotistical Rude Twit.
She calls me Deegy. :D Snert is prolly a word like pooty, nobosco, and narf.

Are you taking requests?
yeah actually. You wanna hear "Yellow Submarine" or "One week"? ::insert cheesy comedy drum riff here::
Yea, but if you can draw, I would like a drawing in return. I ain't made of free time unfortunatly.

Hey, I requested my picture a week ago! Where is it?
ONLY a week ago? Yeesh gimme a break man! I only have two hands and I'm not an image churning machine, contrary to popular belief! Okay if I've told you I'm going to draw you a picture then I AM, but its a first-come first-serve basis, people. There might be some people ahead of you or if that's not the case then I've just been busy with other things in my life. I'm sorry but I still have to put school and Digo ahead of drawings.
your free art request is in the works cheapskate. You get what you paid for. Now go away or i shall taunt you a second time.

Do you lay eggs?
No. Do you shut up?
Only after a hardy helping of mama's Bean Burritos

Karma, my online relationships never work out. I mean NEVER. Seems like what always happens is my mate will find someone else after like the first week and leave me all alone or else they just break up with me for no good reason. Why is it you and Digo can stay together but I can't find a faithful boyfriend?
Well, online relationships don't work out for everybody I guess. Some of the things keeping Digo and I together is even though we're far apart we have a lot in common, we were friends for awhile before we crossed into a BF/GF status, and we know how to resolve differences without fighting about it. I guess every good relationship starts with a strong friendship in order to work...all of the guys I've gone immediately to boyfriend status with have always never worked out and I've stopped liking them after about a month or so. Don't know exactly what you've been doing wrong, but try keeping them as friends first.
Good question. dont expect love the first time. I lost out several times before getting with Katie. :) Be patient.

Do you write XXX stories too?
Good question...ask yer mom sometime. She's been a co-author on some of'em if I've done any.
No, unlike your sick demented mind, I write clean funny stories.

karma, this is the only way to talk to you since you blocked my email ::cries:: why do you keep talking about how well your new relationship is going all the time? Are you purposely doing it to hurt me? friends don't do that to each other. I swear one of these days I'm just going to be pushed over the edge with all of this pain and end it all. I can't take this anymore. ::tears run down his face and he runs off crying::
HEY WAIT! You forgot these! ::runs after him waving a gun and a How-To suicide manual:: Sorry people. I'm usually not this insensitive to others, but THIS dork and I go way back. If I gave you the background on him and I, you'd want to kill the bastard too. Let me put it this way, if you add up all the times he's said he's going to kill himself and multiply it by .005, you'd get a sum roughly equivalant to three times the world's population.

If you have ten apples and you eat all of them plus one that's not there, what do you have?
A bellyache I would imagine...
A reason to buy a bottle of pepto.

Are you two REALLY going out together?
....is this a problem? Are you people thinking there's a prize for being the 100th person to ask this?
Of course we are! Do I have to advertise a TV commercial for this?

A raccoon and a frog? How does that work?
Well...so far it works quite well actually.
I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill ya.

If Digo is a knight, how come he lives in a modern world?
Hmm...I dunno...because I think its more conveniant that way. See instead of going to all of the problem of weilding swords and buying armor he can go to K-mart and get a can of "Dragon-Away" for the everyday low-price of 2.99 >:D
Because unlike you i have an imagination.

Don't frogs have long tounges?
Oh yes...did you know the average frog tongue can circle the planet earth over three times?
Oh yea... =^_^= *ahem* I mean, yes they do.

So does this mean I don't have a chance with you since Digo got there first?
*beats him over the head with her wedding band* Go 'way! Taken froggie!
Not as long as I live homeboy. I ain't letting her go.

*Name1* and *Name2* draw more adult art now that they're dating. Will you two be doing that?
Depends, has the sun exploded yet? No? Then I guess We'll be drawing G rated hugs then.
Oh but Digo! Remember that little scene we drew in the sacrificial goat's blood in the woodshed out back the night of our marriage?? >;D

I think you two are getting way too mushy!
I think you need to keep your snout out of our business, whatcha think of that ay?
Is that your final answer?

Why are you in a long distance relationship?
Umm...because its a free country, I have a computer, and because my other half just happens to live far away from me. If you have a problem with that you may direct your complaints to that brick wall yonder.
Cause Love knows no limit.

Do you... like Pepsi?"
PEPSI??? WHERE?? MWAHAHAHHAHAHA!!! *runs off salivating*