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| ~*My Friends At School*~ | ||||||||||||||||||||
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I wrote a little bit of something to all my REDSKINS (Notice, I didn't put the damn Knights!) AMIGOS y AMIGAS! *Morgan - My wife, my lover, my sweet punker. Heh, heh. Remember June 19th is the set date. I think it's time to tell our parents... =P Oh, and Daniel is just a cover up for my lesbian actions, and Travis is yours. But let's switch, so I can have Travis - and you can have Daniel. *Irish - You are my best friend but I still hate you. I play the TROMBONE not the "TRUMPIT" you freak. ABERCROMBIE SUCKS. *Tina - I WANNA BE LIKE BARBIE! You are my only asian ghetto friend. WORD OF ADVICE: SORRY is the correct form, NOT SOWIE! *Daniel - Two words for you: DRUMMERS SUCK. "Oh wha!" *Chad - One word for you: PANSY *Ariana - THERE IS A WALNUT IN MY CHEESCAKE! WE'RE NOT GAY, WE'RE COLD! *Erika - Your a really neat and "intresting" chick. *Danielle - Your a nice chick, despite your clothes from Abercrombie and Fitch. *Amanda H. - One word can only explain your personality, looks (and grades!) BLONDE! *Ashley M. - Your a cool friend who spends all her time online downloading MP3 songs and "chewing gum". *Katie DeLonge - Travis is doing quite fine, he got a new tattoo today that says I LOVE VICKY. Do I see Tom doing that? Noooooo! *Jeff - You are my most preverted friend I have... your my only friend. Well, we are both preverted. IS THE HAIR UP THERE THE SAME DOWN THERE? *Rhealan - You are the only friend (HOPEFULLY!) who likes to have orgys with our teachers. OH LALA! HERBAL ESSENCES! *Derek W. - YOU ARE FORGIVEN! Abercrombie sucks, OH! And if your still up for that $1 deal, I'm up for it too! Your one out of the two SEXY DEREKS! Derek P. - SEXY DEREK! *Sapna - LISTEN BITCH. *Varsha Hoppus - BLINK FREAKS FOREVER! =) *Tommy - I know what your thinking: SHUT UP VICKY! But remember this: "You have a cute ass!" *Matt C. - You are a COOL 8th grader, simply cause you know me (Well, actually that makes you look stupid)! KEEP PRACTICING your trombone *Krista - SUMATRA! Not only is it my nickname but it's Coffee and a Country! Keep up the good work on your CORNER JOB. You still need some training from ME though and STOP STALKING ME! *Tisha - You brighten up my chats online cause your ALWAYS hyper! *Lance - You are a NEATO MOSQUITO "BURRITO MAN"! And dammit for the last time I don't have a basketball head. *Stephanie - You are such a hyper child! SETTLE DOWN! *Andrew - I hate your fucken guts cause your always calling me a stupid Basketball Head. *Nicole - You are such a *sweet* gal! *Nick - STOP IT NICK! *Holly B. - TWO WORDS: TRUMPETS SUCK!! *Dustin - ORCHESTRA NERD! *D.J. - DJ, Oh, DJ. You amaze me greatly with your variety of (stupid) profiles. *Katie D. - CRACKER, you talk way too much and way too fast! I'm CRAZIAN. Oh, and Yes, I know. TROMBONES SUCK! *Bryant - Hey Bryant your a bad sport at playing cards, ya know? So get used to losing especially aganist me. *Wes - Your a loser for standing in front of the biology door telling people WELCOME TO BIOLOGY everyday. *Carol Ann - Your one of the few people who have good taste in music! *Amanda F. - You are a terrific friend who throws awesome parties! *Jade - Your a cool kinda chick... oh wait... nevermind. *Leslie - You are a really neato chick who I love to hang around with! *Danielle F. - You are sooo cute. *Holden - You are one of the weirdest and original chicks I know! I LOVE YOU! | |||||||||||||||||||
| The *Losers* | ||||||||||||||||||||
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I only consider these people losers cause they don't go to the *Awesome* (Saracasm in that!) O.L.Slaton Junior High. *Bo - You are one hot sexy momma chinese chick! OH YEAH! Please don't go to Kansas! Stay here with me and Toto! *Jason - FLYING SQUIRRELS ARE SOOO COOL! My pond sucks, the turtles and the frogs are dead. Deal with it! *Nick - I admit that I am a skateboarder poser. You have REALLY GOOD taste in REAL music. Thanks for the help! You are a really cool hot friend! (Visit my pathetic tribute and FAN CLUB website at www.fortunecity.com/westwood/beautiful/85/Nicky.html) *Matt - You are my whore who is a "redneck" (Remember?) hick who is hott and likes to have H.S.S. *Brian - Brian, your such a preppy ass boy it makes me sick cause all you do is shop at Abercrombie and Fitch (Hey, it rhymes!) Thanks for blocking me... it was a mutual aggrement. | |||||||||||||||||||
| My *Other* Friends | ||||||||||||||||||||
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*Ohio's Greatest Polar Bears* (<-- Nice mascot there.) (Heh, Heh Jim!) Jim - The Great Asian Ohioan. You are the best guy friend I have. The only best guy friend I have. Infact, you are the only friend I have. You are a pretty screwed up and conceited, you pyscho "chink". What are you going to do now? Beat me up? Put away the strawberries and the whip cream (What do you think of when you eat strawberries and whip cream? I think of sex.) and stop having fucked up dreams about me and Ann! I hope that you and Ann have a GREAT time at the Valentine's Dance. *Ann - Your really a neat-o chick and I enjoy talking to you about Jim behind his back! (Haha!) I hope that you and "Jim-Jim" Have an awesome time at your little Valentine Fiesta (Even though I have an evil thing for Valentine's Day... it was orginally Human Sacrafice day *Jen*) while you wear your PINK DRESS. I want DETAILS! *Jen - Your a real "twisted" chick that hates stupid people (Then shouldn't you hate Jimmy?). Keep Jimmy "straight" for me!... Cause we all know he's gay. (You know I love you Jim!... not really) *Absheik - You don't even know your best friend's birthday - what the hell is wrong with you? *Internet JunkiEs* *Chris - Dammit, your so fucken annoying on-line, won't you ever leave me alone!? Just kidding, you know I love ya. And cut that shit out with that gay-ass crap you stick on your profiles! *Jason (AKA Mr.Bubbles!)- You have known me for a long time to know when I have my PMS. =) *Paul - Your a really great friend that I enjoy talking to, but you don't seem to enjoy talking to me... well, everyone else thinks the same. | |||||||||||||||||||
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