Interview_With_Homer
<body topmargin=0 leftmargin=0 marginheight=0 marginwidth=0><script> (function(i,s,o,g,r,a,m){i['GoogleAnalyticsObject']=r;i[r]=i[r]||function(){ (i[r].q=i[r].q||[]).push(arguments)},i[r].l=1*new Date();a=s.createElement(o), m=s.getElementsByTagName(o)[0];a.async=1;a.src=g;m.parentNode.insertBefore(a,m) })(window,document,'script','//www.google-analytics.com/analytics.js','ga'); ga('create', 'UA-47423994-1', 'fortunecity.ws'); ga('send', 'pageview'); </script> <center> <br> <div> <script language="javascript" type="text/javascript" src="http://ad.broadcaststation.net/ads/show_ad.php?width=728&height=90"></script> </div> </center> <table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 border=0><tr> <td valign="top" colspan=2 height=82 BGCOLOR="#FF0000" TEXT="#080000"> <div> <A HREF="index.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="_"><U><B><IMG SRC="0253c4b0.gif" border=0 width="60" height="75" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></U></A><B>HOME(r)</B></div> <bR> <div> </div> </td> </tr><tr> <td valign="top" width=210 BGCOLOR="#FF0000" TEXT="#080000"> <div> <IMG SRC="0268c8c0.gif" border=0 width="140" height="140" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> </td> <td valign="top" height=398 BGCOLOR="#FF0000" TEXT="#080000"> <div> <B>Homer Interview - </B><FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#00FF00" FACE="Snap ITC" ><B>by J@W</B></FONT></div> <bR> <div> <B>J@W -</B><FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Snap ITC" > </FONT>So Homer thanks for taking the time to come down here and talk to me.</div> <div> <B>Homer - </B>Yeah - Is this gonna take long, I have Lenny covering for me at the plant and you know Lenny he's probably eating all my do-nuts right now! Mmm... Do-nuts.</div> <div> <B>J@W- </B>It won't take long Homer, Let me start by asking you about your favourite food, my guess is do-nuts, am I right?</div> <div> <B>Homer - </B>Yeah you got that right pal.</div> <div> <B>J@W - </B>Who is your best friend?</div> <div> <B>Homer- </B>Lenny - NO WAIT - Karl - NO WAIT - Barney - NO WAIT - Moe, oh I don't know EVERYONE wants a piece of Homer J.</div> <div> <B>J@W - </B>Ok, next question is...</div> <div> <B>Homer - </B>Aww... my brain hurts</div> <div> <B>J@W - </B>If your house was the Big Brother house - who would you vote out?</div> <div> <B>Homer - </B>Hmm... Well I wouldn't vote out Marge because I love Marge - Mmm... Marge, so that means I have to choose between my two kids.</div> <div> <B>J@W - </B>Urr... Homer don't you have three kids?</div> <div> <B>Homer - </B>Yeah right - the dog doesn't count as a kid!</div> <div> <B>J@W - </B><I>(puzzled) </I>Ok, so answer the question.</div> <div> <B>Homer - </B>THE BOY!!! Sometimes I just wanna - and then I wanna - and sometimes he makes me so mad I just wanna.</div> <div> <B>J@W - </B>I get the point Homer you would vote out Bart. Last question...</div> <div> <B>Homer - </B>Whoa - no more questions interview OVER tee hee i've always wanted to say that!</div> <div> <B>J@W - </B>No Homer Wait!!!</div> <div> <B>Homer - </B>And thats the end of that chapter!</div> <bR> </td> </tr></table></body>